BUT WHAT DOES THE WORD "TWERP" MEAN? DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW?

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JohnNapierSanDiego

BECAUSE THE JOHN BEAR FOUND OUT WHAT THE WORD "TWERP" REALLY MEANS.  RACCOON TOLD JOHN BEAR

JOHN BEAR WAS EATING ACORNS NEXT TO BIG OAK WHEN RACCOON RAN UP TO JOHN BEAR

"YOU KNOW WHAT TWERP MEANS JOHN BEAR?!  WHEN HOOMUNS CALL EACH OTHER TWERP?"

"NO MR. RACCOON, JOHN BEAR DOESN'T KNOW.  WHAT DOES TWERP MEAN?"

"IT MEANS, IT MEANS A HOOMUN TAKES A BATH.  RIGHT?  AND THEY SIT IN THE BATH TUB UNTIL THE WATER IS COMPLETELY FULL IN THE BATH TUB.  AND THEN THE HOOMUN FARTS.  WHEN THEY FART THE GAS FLOATS UP TO THE TOP OF THE WATER AND COMES OUT IN BIG BUBBLES.  WHEN THE BUBBLES FORM, A HOOMUN WILL LEAN OVER AND BITE THE BUBBLES.  THEY'LL BITE THEIR OWN FART BUBBLES IN THE BATH TUB.  THAT'S WHAT TWERP MEANS.  THAT'S WHAT A TWERP DOES."

"NOT-UH" SAYS JOHN BEAR.  "HOOMUNS DON'T DO THAT"

"DO SO!!"  SAID RACCOON.  "THEY BITE THEIR OWN FART BUBBLES!!!"

IS IT TRUE HOOMUNS??  IS THAT WHERE WORD "TWERP" COMES FROM?  IS IT TRUE YOU ALL BITE THE FART BUBBLES?  JOHN BEAR SURE THINKS HOOMUNS BEHAVE STRANGELY THAT'S FOR SURE!!!

tibbyyyy

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morbzilla76

I have never bitten a fart bubble

DevinSuckAtChess

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DrakonicStriker_017
Kill me now.
NIVEK1000

The meaning of "twerp" is someone who is small, insignificant, and weak...kind of like that RACCOON spoke of by the JohnBear...got some final words for you, RACCOON, if you show your punk asz...

Sir_TrashPanda
NIVEK1000 wrote:

The meaning of "twerp" is someone who is small, insignificant, and weak...kind of like that RACCOON spoke of by the JohnBear...got some final words for you, RACCOON, if you show your punk asz...

.... Did you fall asleep before you finished that sentence? Maybe you should dial back your dosage of meds a bit so you can have full and coherent interactions with other humans.

Sir_TrashPanda
NIVEK1000 wrote:

The meaning of "twerp" is someone who is small, insignificant, and weak...kind of like that RACCOON spoke of by the JohnBear...got some final words for you, RACCOON, if you show your punk asz...

Also... Why did you feel the need to invade The John Bear Country with your stinky dirty laundry? Go air out that smelly heap of manure somewhere else.

There's nothing wrong with being a "Twerp" a "Nerd" a "Geek". Or "Whatever"....

Most of them are significantly more talented than you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mRG2oAQhso

CaptianCactus25

*dies laughing* WTH BROOOO

🤣🤣🤣🤣

NIVEK1000

NIVEK1000

I typed a long reply but chess.com just redboxed it and presumably wouldn't let it through. So, rather than type all that again, putting you "on blast" for the asinine hypocrite you are, criticizing others yet being the inherent troll that YOU are,OR point out your incompetent suble threats against me (whereas I don't bother with subtlety), I'm just going to cut to the chase and issue the challenge again---North Atlanta Area; Roswell; Chess Zone; Thursdays or some weekend tournaments; ask for my username or announce your own; we settle it outside. I'M DONE TALKING. TIME FOR ACTION!! angry

BasixWhiteBoy
That reply took you 18 minutes to write. Are you filled with rage?
NIVEK1000

And I'm not talking about CHESS, either, Piece-Of-Trash- RACCOON!!!

NIVEK1000
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
That reply took you 18 minutes to write. Are you filled with rage?

Who asked *you*, BOY!! I already explained that Chess.com redboxed my original reply, genius!!

In any case, I'm out of here...see you soon, RACCOON!! Mr. Snitch who will undoubtedly go reun to the Mods like he always does and get me Muted (maybe banned this time...like I give a f uck)

I don't care anymore; I'm out of here for tonight

Sir_TrashPanda
NIVEK1000 wrote:

I typed a long reply but chess.com just redboxed it and presumably wouldn't let it through. So, rather than type all that again, putting you "on blast" for the asinine hypocrite you are, criticizing others yet being the inherent troll that YOU are,OR point out your incompetent suble threats against me (whereas I don't bother with subtlety), I'm just going to cut to the chase and issue the challenge again---North Atlanta Area; Roswell; Chess Zone; Thursdays or some weekend tournaments; ask for my username or announce your own; we settle it outside. I'M DONE TALKING. TIME FOR ACTION!!

I'm not being sarcastic or demeaning when I ask this but... Where does all of this anger and hostility come from?

So far all I have seen from you is anger, hostility, and juvenile threats. It seems like you just want to use the Chess.com community as your own personal punching bag when ever life doesn't go your way.

Perfect example is your response to Basix in post #16.

I understand why you hate me, but what did he ever do to you?

Maybe you should take some time to actually get to know a few people here and have some civil conversations about topics you're interested in.

Take your self-hatred somewhere else. Go try Reddit. Or have you already been banned there?

Sir_TrashPanda

And now... Ladies and Gentlemen.... Back to our regularly scheduled program...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ser63u9MmYM

CaptianCactus25

anyways!

BasixWhiteBoy
Trash is correct. Every post I’ve ever seen you type, nivek, has been a hostile one, or just a simple “who cares” or “do you want a medal”. I’m sorry for whatever has happened for you to act this way, but it’s not solving anything to be rude to children on this site. I was just adding a funny comment to what you said, and you reacted with rage and hostility towards me, but whatever.
BoardMonkey

You shouldn't fight with raccoons. You'll get rabies.

SprigatitoIsCute2014
Y bump?