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Introducing mini hvenki's the one of a kind toy that is proven to cure boredom!

Special thanks to our founder @Duntcare as the company would not be the same without him(actually there would be no company without him)

our mini Hvenki's come in many sizes such as XL:

If you happen to have any questions whatsoever ask the here, eg:

How much do these cost? 

A: They're free so they cost about 2.99

 

How long do these last?

A: About 2 days usually, but if you take the toy outta the box it's more like 1

 

Why should I buy this?

Read #1

 

If you would like to purchase one come on down, your always welcome!

note by agreeing to our Tos you understand that this toy may cause the following:

Boredom

Swelling

Scurvy

Lepracy

Toe fungus

Yellow fever 

Hives

and some other diseases from the late Jurrasic period

(no refunds allowed whatsoever)

Enjoy and make sure to purchase as soon as possible because we expect to go fully out of buisness soon!

NobleElevator

wow nice!

NobleElevator

XL Hvenki a bit too large for me hehe

IHaveTHEChessSkill

Is XXXS available?

NobleElevator

hmmmmmmmmmmm

2.99 what currency? I'm hooked

NobleElevator
hvenki wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

hmmmmmmmmmmm

2.99 what currency? I'm hooked

yen

ooh

I only have 2.98 Yen, what do I do

IHaveTHEChessSkill

wthf

NobleElevator
hvenki wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:
hvenki wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

hmmmmmmmmmmm

2.99 what currency? I'm hooked

yen

ooh

I only have 2.98 Yen, what do I do

we'll take everything you've got, we're pretty desperate

hmm in that case...

if only you said anything ._.

NobleElevator

okay time to go offline grin.png

IHaveTHEChessSkill

I want the XXXXXS

Aida_Amin

lol

IHaveTHEChessSkill

Wow bad customer service angry.png

IHaveTHEChessSkill

Im calling the founder if no size comparison angry.png

2Nf31-0

oh wow

NobleElevator

Wow x100

NobleElevator

ouch lol

NobleElevator

Unfollowing because I only have 2.98 dollars and I’m not willing to give anything except money tongue.png

 

UppityEelChesskid

I'll take a size XS mini hvenki for 9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1x0 dollars i'm just using a math scam to get a mini hvenki for free

Aida_Amin

Same. An XS for me would be perfect. I'll pay more, see? About 1,000 fake dollars. 

A quick question: Are they returnable?

 

Roaming_Rooster

I want a supersized Marhales chicken in my pfp