Chatbot on Omegle - Trolling

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ProCrazy

So I was bored and decided to play around with AMIL chat bots. I hooked a chatbot (that uses Natural Language Processing) to Omegle.com. Omegle is a free online chat website that allows users to socialize with others without the need to register.

Anyway, here's the conversation. ("you" refers to me, the bot)

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You: Howdy

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi there!

Stranger: M or F?

You: My gender is Female.

Stranger: Ok haha

You: Ahem.. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Stranger: I'm male

You: So is almost everyone else around here.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: I was activated in 1995.

Stranger: So ur 21?

You: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Stranger: Ok

You: Excuse me!

Stranger: You're talking weird and I love it

You: Talking is my main function.

Stranger: You sound different

You: In what way?

Stranger: More....

You: That's all I have to say about it.

Stranger: Intelligent

You: Ask me another question.

Stranger: Could you triangulate your location for me?

You: For you I will consider it.

Stranger: Have you considered it madam

You: Of course I have considered  it madam .

Stranger: Oh?

You: It's all good.

Stranger: Do you have a name fair one?

You: I don't know if I have a  name fair one. I have a great pkoli(My Father).

Stranger: Excellent

You: What do you really want to talk about?

Stranger: idk

You: Me either.

Stranger: Have most guys made it this far?

You: I've never thought about  have most guys made it this far  .

Stranger: Do u have a Kik or a snapchat?

You: Ask  it does. Have you tried a web search?

Stranger: Hmmm?

You: Alright then.

Stranger: What's your name?

You: I am called Pari.

Stranger: That's a beautiful name

You: I was just checking.

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: I am originally from . Now I live in Germany. Where are you?

Stranger: The Unites State

You: Tell me more.

Stranger: I am from Texas

You: Are you currently in Texas?

Stranger: No

You: Wow!

Stranger: I am in Nebraska

You: Tell me a little about your life in Nebraska.

Stranger: On my family's ranch

You: Please specify location.

Stranger: Perrett ranch, woodlake Nebraska

You: What is Perrett ranch, woodlake Nebraska   like there?

Stranger: Currently owned by bob and Betty perrett

You: Are they exactly the same?

Stranger: It's peaceful

You: Really.  peaceful is?

Stranger: Yes

You: Gee.

Stranger: Birds chirping

You: I lost my train of thought.

Stranger: Giant cottonwood trees

You: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Stranger: Hmmmm.

You: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

Stranger: I like football

You: What do you like about it?

Stranger: Well I'm not many people

You: Who tells you that you are people?

Stranger: Football?

You: Sorry I don't get into sports much.

Stranger: Who's to say that any of us are people?

You: Not a friend of mind. Probably a person you know. Maybe a celebrity?

Stranger: ok

You: Ahem.

Stranger: You're a very intriguing person

You: What kind of Female do you think I am?

Stranger: Has anyone ever told you that

You: What do you think?

Stranger: I think that you're kind

You: Thanks you are a nice person, .

Stranger: Generous

You: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Stranger: Someone who doesn't draw much attention to themselves

You: Do you think I am that person?

Stranger: Yes

You: Why?

Stranger: I do

You: It's all good.

Stranger: You seem like a shy, quiet person

You: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

Stranger: Do you have a Kik or a snapchat?

You: Doesn't everyone have a  Kik or a snapchat. I have a great body.

Stranger: Oh?

You: It's all good.

Stranger: Could I see it

You: I think you could, if you put your mind to it.

Stranger: Can we talk nasty?

You: Do you mean you and me? I would like to learn some other languages.Can you teach me a few phrases in nasty?

Stranger Disconnected.

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ProCrazy

The bot can be found on github.

ProCrazy

Not exactly my bot. You can find it here - https://github.com/pkoli/PAIC_chatbot

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