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What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer!Why was the turkey in the pop band? Because he was the only one with the drumsticks!Knock Knock! Who's there? Police who? Police let me in its freezing out here!Keep posting more jokes and laugh your head off!🤣🤣🤣
Last Christmas I gave you my heart….
….and the very next day, I died because one cannot live without a heart.
….and the very next day, I died because one cannot live without a heart.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs
Still-no-eye-deer
Still-no-eye-deer
lol
What is the most popular Christmas whine
“I don’t like Brussel sprouts!”
“I don’t like Brussel sprouts!”
What did Santa get for Christmas?
Nothing, he doesn’t exist.
Nothing, he doesn’t exist.
He does, just as a concept though
Knock knock
Why are you on my property
The sign clearly says NO TRESPASSING
ring the door bell
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
Sure W H O
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
Sure W H O
noice meme wollensock
I don’t get it