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Witkrag

 He was not amused. He pulled out a coil.of G-string piano wire from his pocket and with a menacing glare...

Woollensock2
He proceeded to pluck a well known romantic tune , in front of Madam Marfona , in the hope of enticing her into his arms .....
M1m1c15
And then the universe collapsed leaving literally nothing at all not even the laws of physics no one at all was alive no matter what the next person posts they are lying, nothing survives literally no a single peice of
Matter is left no time travel happens
RabbitRover
(Flash back)
Evil dr.unnamed realised what @M1m1c15 and @Mr-Mud was going to post. He did not want to disappear so he pulled out his savetheworldwithamagicforcefield ray with his other hand and pulled the trigger just in time

Lucky he had it set to univers and every thing was saved!

But he was still an evil villain and shot Madam Marfona with the declothitiset ray!
Radical879
Once again the young mermaid staggered away, last time something like this had happened she had lost her twin. She was overwhelmed with the memories of her sister as a human, drowning with a bag of rocks. After that, her mother dying from overdose and her people left without a leader. Her head hit the Cornish cliff floor but with the ounce of strength left in her she plunged into the water and for the first time in weeks she smiled so her last moments weren’t as bad as her family’s. *Flashback to Madame Marfona’s childhood*
AussieMatey

P.S.  Madam Marfona doesn't have the internet, so if you want to contact Marfona - fone her.

Witkrag

Madam Marfona decided to take a break at her holiday hideaway.in Guadeloupe She boarded her nephew LouisLunchbox's learjet and together with me , Professor Hans Gniesunt-Bumsadazy and Chief Kismyass Abiola we flew to Guadeloupe which still constitutes part.of Metropolitan France  Vive la France 🇨🇵.After a delicious lunch we all.went down to a beautiful private beach for a refreshing skinny dipping session..ooh la.la😁

Then suddenly a very familiar person.appeared.and.made their way towards us holding a.....

 

Witkrag

It was 3 times..the size of your average truncheon.Wow!!  At that juncture Fifi.le Grande one of Harry the Horses squeezes spotted LouieLunchbox' s pride and joy licked.her lipsticked lipa and approached the lunchbox with a very predatory.glint.in.her "mince.pies".when she reached his  side....

 

 

 

 

Gymstar

this is 4 months old let it die

Witkrag

Gymstar then made an entrance and when he witnessed the events taking.place.a.look.of horror appeared .on.his "boat  race" Fifi approached him and then

 

 

 

 

 

KyloAPPROVES

Then someone with a sombrero walked up and said "¿CUÁL ES EL PROBLEMA? TOMAR UN TACO ". Then started throwing tacos around.

Witkrag

At that point  the pretty  Spanish senorita Carmen entered the room.When she saw LouisLunchbox in full swing she started.to sing him a lovesong in Spanish

Acercate  mas  y mas y mas

Pero  mucho  mas..

At this juncture the Lunchbox was.overcome with uninhibited.passion  and

Gymstar

wtheck

Witkrag

What  the  heck  said  Gymstar as he entered into.the spirit.of the occasion .If.you can't beat them  join them! He..then spotted  a record.player and.put.on a record  which  was  entitled  "Beat.me Daddy eight to.the bar"He.got so excited by the song that he reached for his....

 

KyloAPPROVES

Can of beans..

Witkrag

Opened.the tin.and shovelled.into.his.gob rapidly.He then burst.into.song singing.."Beans  means  Heinz".Craving.for.more he raced.into.Madam Marfona's. Playpen where.she was in full swing  with  Big  Jule.

He ignored them and went to.the refrigerator in the corner which he knew containee limitless cans.of beans.On.opening the fridge he got the shock.of his life when he saw

Toasterboy88
a container full of cookies. He grabbed the container and shoved them all in his mouth. “WOW! These are good.” Gymstar said
Radical879
And the world was swept by a shockwave and lots of people died of covid
Witkrag

But  Mama  Mambo Marfona invoked some voodoo incantations which saved many of the afflicted and  so....