Demand a husband!

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kkaila

Or boyfriend, I guess. Whatever.

Looking for someone financially stable and under 50, nonreligious men only.

For the purpose of getting to know me better, I've had ten random questions generated that I shall now answer:

If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?

This question is completely irrelevant in trying to find a mate. Obviously my perfect man wouldn't care about such superficial topics.

What rules do you make for yourself?

I am governed by my own intuition and therefore need not to make rules.

If you could trade in one year of life for $30000, how many years would you trade in?

This question is irrelevant because this is not a practical question.

What is your favorite piece of technology that you own?

Obviously my computer. So I can play on chess.com.

Who singlehandedly altered the course of the human race?

Socrates. He introduced the prioritization of logic over spirituality.

What restaurant do you eat at most frequently?

I do not eat out. 

What movie picture or video always makes you laugh no matter how often you watch it?

My face.

If magic was real, what spell would you learn first?

Impossible. Magic is not real. 

What would your perfect morning be like?

Involving myself into an intense chess match against my husband.

Where do you get your recommendations for where to stay and what to do when you travel?

I do not travel. I am not interested in learning about other cultures and I think travel is a waste of time and money.

popeyepab
Asleep_In_Peace wrote:

I mean... r u lost? 

Cuz... it's  chess.com -a site for playing chess- 

Not a dating website. Lol

Excuse me madam but I would actually like to inquire regarding the husband position. I would LOVE to play chess and possibly more with this fine lady.

Abhinav

I have found just the right person for you. Believe me it's a match made in heaven. 

Just check out this thread~

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-demand-a-wife

You'll find him there.

RagingRook1747
Abhinav0121 wrote:

I have found just the right person for you. Believe me it's a match made in heaven. 

Just check out this thread~

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-demand-a-wife

You'll find him there.

Lol xD looks like the same person has made both these threads

yal_the_cat

You could possibly go on a dating website then looking for a date on this website yeah?....

Kazzamatronic

10/10 - well written comedy that perfectly captures the unnerving narcissistic mindset of the original "I demand a wife" guy. Nicely done haha

Grimm_Stone
popeyepab wrote:
Asleep_In_Peace wrote:

I mean... r u lost? 

Cuz... it's  chess.com -a site for playing chess- 

Not a dating website. Lol

Excuse me madam but I would actually like to inquire regarding the husband position. I would LOVE to play chess and possibly more with this fine lady.

Really? you want to play chess with this joker who created two account and demanded a wife and husband on a chess website?

awesome1184
Here’s a question for you. Do you really think A CHESS WEBSITE is good for finding a boyfriend?????? Try tinder or match or something
jij2018

yes clearly this is a dating site

hypermuddish

i am` 11. apparently that is below 50

yay

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