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Dogs Haiku

Woolen, I love my dog very much too.
So other people can trust me. )

Dogs are sometimes annoying, Dogs are sometimes dumb, Dogs are so so cute So give them a hug
Ror, yours is very good poem... without any jokes.
And you never tell about people that what you said about dogs... about our minor brothers. )

"I love animals"
so often turns out to mean
"I detest people!"
... that's a 5-7-5 haiku, yes?
Yeah... )) Really.
I love to write haikus becoz it's very simple deal.
You should be a little witty... that's all.

Yeah... )) Really.
I love to write haikus becoz it's very simple deal.
You should be a little witty... that's all.
Most of my witty stuff isn't in Haiku format.
Here's one on people who whine for rematches:
"Whenever I'm losing I must have rematches!"
the patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.
He continued to lose even more games, in batches,
and rematched and rematched until he died.
And here's one on Fischer:
Bobby Fischer
was a wizard.
Vivisected
Spassky's gizzard.
Won the title
then went bonkers.
Fish skedaddles,
Karpov conquers.

Yeah... )) Really.
I love to write haikus becoz it's very simple deal.
You should be a little witty... that's all.
Most of my witty stuff isn't in Haiku format.
Here's one on people who whine for rematches:
"Whenever I'm losing I must have rematches!"
the patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.
He continued to lose even more games, in batches,
and rematched and rematched until he died.
LOL
I am laughing but it's sad.
The more I know people,
the more I love dogs.
The more I know dogs,
the more I love them.