Dogs Haiku

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korotky_trinity

The more I know people,
the more I love dogs.
 
The more I know dogs,
the more I love them.

DWM59

yep

Woollensock2
I love animals, and they come first in my life ✌️😾
korotky_trinity
Woollen-Sock-007 wrote:
I love animals, and they come first in my life ✌️😾

Woolen, I love my dog very much too.

So other people can trust me. ) 

Rorsaaaaa

Dogs are sometimes annoying, Dogs are sometimes dumb, Dogs are so so cute So give them a hug

korotky_trinity
Rorsaaaaa wrote:

Dogs are sometimes annoying, Dogs are sometimes dumb, Dogs are so so cute So give them a hug

Ror, yours is very good poem... without any jokes.

And you never tell about people that what you said about dogs... about our minor brothers. )

blueemu

"I love animals"

so often turns out to mean

"I detest people!"

 

... that's a 5-7-5 haiku, yes?

korotky_trinity
blueemu wrote:

"I love animals"

so often turns out to mean

"I detest people!"

 

... that's a 5-7-5 haiku, yes?

Yeah... )) Really.

I love to write haikus becoz it's very simple deal.

You should be a little witty... that's all.

blueemu
korotky_trinity wrote:

Yeah... )) Really.

I love to write haikus becoz it's very simple deal.

You should be a little witty... that's all.

Most of my witty stuff isn't in Haiku format.

Here's one on people who whine for rematches:

"Whenever I'm losing I must have rematches!"

the patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.

He continued to lose even more games, in batches,

and rematched and rematched until he died.

 

And here's one on Fischer:

Bobby Fischer

was a wizard.

Vivisected

Spassky's gizzard.

 

Won the title

then went bonkers.

Fish skedaddles,

Karpov conquers.

korotky_trinity
blueemu wrote:
korotky_trinity wrote:

Yeah... )) Really.

I love to write haikus becoz it's very simple deal.

You should be a little witty... that's all.

Most of my witty stuff isn't in Haiku format.

Here's one on people who whine for rematches:

"Whenever I'm losing I must have rematches!"

the patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.

He continued to lose even more games, in batches,

and rematched and rematched until he died.

 

 

LOL

I am laughing but it's sad.

 

korotky_trinity

Poor Bobby Fisher too.

He didn't deserve the such fate.

They say he was genious.

TEK25
Rorsaaaaa wrote:

Dogs are sometimes annoying, Dogs are sometimes dumb, Dogs are so so cute So give them a hug

Well put! So often I have to resist the urge to pick them up and do a normal hug because 1 dogs don't like not being able to move and 2 they are so cute I might hug it too hard. 😃

korotky_trinity

Dogs or cats?

Or people?

Your choice?

 

 

korotky_trinity
TEK25 wrote:
2 they are so cute I might hug it too hard. 😃

Be careful with huging then. )