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Batman2508
JackRoach wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

do I seem like a nerd to you Jack?

Nope.

But people not in chess.com probably do.

actually wrong, people don't look at me like a nerd.

Maybe you, you grammar is good.

JackRoach
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

everything you have been  told about pedestrians by jackroach up to this point is  a lie pedestrians are superior NOT inferior

Your inferiority is amusing.

Your inferiority is amusing.

Your inability to find a good comeback is amusing.

Your inability to make good quotes is amusing.

Your inability to even make quotes is amusing.

JackRoach
Batman2508 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

do I seem like a nerd to you Jack?

Nope.

But people not in chess.com probably do.

actually wrong, people don't look at me like a nerd.

Maybe you, you grammar is good.

Well, they either see you as a genius, a nerd, or both.

JackRoach

And the same with me.

I played someone OTB recently at school, and when I beat them, they said: "You could be a grandmaster." I thought it was funny.

asdfghkl123456798
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

everything you have been  told about pedestrians by jackroach up to this point is  a lie pedestrians are superior NOT inferior

Your inferiority is amusing.

Your inferiority is amusing.

Your inability to find a good comeback is amusing.

Your inability to make good quotes is amusing.

Your inability to even make quotes is amusing.

"𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰" - asdfghkl123456798 2021

JackRoach
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

everything you have been  told about pedestrians by jackroach up to this point is  a lie pedestrians are superior NOT inferior

Your inferiority is amusing.

Your inferiority is amusing.

Your inability to find a good comeback is amusing.

Your inability to make good quotes is amusing.

Your inability to even make quotes is amusing.

"𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀰" - asdfghkl123456798 2021

Your pointlessly pointless spamming is amusing.

 

asdfghkl123456798

ok let's read some JackRoach quotes

“Sometimes, in life, the things that don’t make sense are the things that make the most sense of all,” JackRoach- sometime in 2020-2021.

“I always win arguments… well, 40% of the time.” JackRoach- sometime in 2021

"You are but a mere pedestrian, while I am a mighty cyclist." JackRoach- sometime in 2020

"If you are constantly contradicting yourself in an argument, then there's no way you can lose." -JackRoach April 22 2021 

"I am not defined by my actions. I am defined by my definition." -JackRoach April 23 2021

"Chess is 99% blunders." -JackRoach 2020

"I refuse to be limited by other's imaginations." -JackRoach sometime 2021

"JackRoach: Failing humanity every step of the way." (My presidential campaign if I ever run) -JackRoach sometime February-April 2021

hmmm it appears that if these quotes aren't jokes then JackRoach has an IQ of roughly 0.00000389473929

JackRoach
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

ok let's read some JackRoach quotes

“Sometimes, in life, the things that don’t make sense are the things that make the most sense of all,” JackRoach- sometime in 2020-2021.

“I always win arguments… well, 40% of the time.” JackRoach- sometime in 2021

"You are but a mere pedestrian, while I am a mighty cyclist." JackRoach- sometime in 2020

"If you are constantly contradicting yourself in an argument, then there's no way you can lose." -JackRoach April 22 2021 

"I am not defined by my actions. I am defined by my definition." -JackRoach April 23 2021

"Chess is 99% blunders." -JackRoach 2020

"I refuse to be limited by other's imaginations." -JackRoach sometime 2021

"JackRoach: Failing humanity every step of the way." (My presidential campaign if I ever run) -JackRoach sometime February-April 2021

hmmm it appears that if these quotes aren't jokes then JackRoach has an IQ of roughly 0.00000389473929

Some people refuse to understand philosophy.

asdfghkl123456798

why are pedestrians bad?

JackRoach

Because they are inferior to cyclists.

asdfghkl123456798

how?

hvenki
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how?

lets say you run over one, they leave a bunch of bloodstains all over your wheel and it's gross and hard to clean. Therefore pedestrians are inferior. I can go into even further detail if you'd like

asdfghkl123456798
 hvenki wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how?

lets say you run over one, they leave a bunch of bloodstains all over your wheel and it's gross and hard to clean. Therefore cyclists are inferior. I can go into even further detail if you like

sooooooo true

hvenki
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
 hvenki wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how?

lets say you run over one, they leave a bunch of bloodstains all over your wheel and it's gross and hard to clean. Therefore pedestrians are inferior. I can go into even further detail if you like

sooooooo true

agck i'm tired don't bully me

asdfghkl123456798

the cyclist is an idiot if they decide to run over a pedestrian

JackRoach

How many times have you heard of a pedestrian causing a car crash? Very little time. Often, it is a cyclist to show their superiority over the pEdEsTrIaNs that they have the ability to cause a car crash, where pEdEsTrIaNs don't.

asdfghkl123456798

what if a pedestrian made the roads slippery?

hvenki
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

the cyclist is an idiot if they decide to run over a pedestrian

no it's the pedestrians fault for not looking both ways

asdfghkl123456798
hvenki wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

the cyclist is an idiot if they decide to run over a pedestrian

no it's the pedestrians fault for not looking both ways

no it's the cyclists fault for wanting to run over a pedestrian

asdfghkl123456798

it's a well known fact that pedestrian=superior cyclist=inferior