Falling asleep

I need good ways to fall asleep. I am not joking. Please help.

Read or stare at a light until your eyes are burning

If you find out please let me know. 

seriously. I'm lacking sleep.

Read, don't binge-play chess before you sleep, exercise a lot in the day, idk

count sheep

It works for me

or think about how many rice grains you ate today

Yeah no that doesnt work

or how much soil you dug up in minecraft

or 1000 reasons why fortnite sucks

or 1000 ways Russia can take over the world

...

yes

or 1000 reasons DTD should have won the NSPBuCL if dark hadn't screwed up for us

or 1000 reasons Phantom is so goated

or 1000 reasons why you shouldn't do the things above

thank you guys ima try some of these

or 1000 things Noble could say that could make him sound smarter

or 1000 faces Alb could use to show his expressions