Free hugs?

You drive through the forest and see a clown with a sign that says "free hugs". What do you d #1 Get the heck out of there.
#2 Call the police.
#3 Scream for help.
#4 Drive closer...
#5 Stop and get out of the car.
#6 Tell yourself, "I am dreaming"
#7 Make a YouTube video out of it
#8 Go on chess.com and see this thread?(I am the clown)
You can only choose 1. Have fun!

i shoot him 

yt  vid

just not go to the forest

You get out of the car with your two friends and murder the clown. In court your defence is, I thought the sign said, "Three thugs".

lol

#9 Compress a black hole into a bottle, tell him it's chocolate milk and watch him collapse through every layer of the earth at the speed of sound and be instantly vaporized by the core