Fun Hack ;P

       ~   The best way to make your friends and enemies scream!!   ~

                               ->!!it's safe!!<-

1st. call the task manager [cntrl+shif+esc or cntr+alt+del]

2nd. go processes [2nd tab from the left i think..]

3rd find the w.e. [ windows explorer ]  

-u will find him as explorer.exe

4th. stop him!click end process !then, press "ok"!

 all the desktop will disappear  and in the screen u will be able to see only the mouse!

[at this point tell him that he must buy a new pc :)  ] 

   ~  HELP!!!!!!=====D how can i recall w.e. !?!?  ~

easy..

just call the task manager again

and go file>new task[run...]  and write "Explorer"[enter]!!

 now let's laugh out loud...

 L.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.L.

                          !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               ->!!it's not safe!!<-

1st. Open the registry editor by going to run, then typing regedit and hitting enter.

2nd. Select everything on the left side

3rd . Hit delete 

4th. Press "ok", and then pull the plug of the computer!

5th. Try to boot the computer.

The computer will not boot. 

[at this point tell him that he must buy a new pc :)  ] 

   ~  HELP!!!!!!=====D how can i recall the system !?!?  ~

You can't! The computer is permanently broken!

 now let's laugh out loud...

 L.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.L.

                          !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!