Funny roasts you've said 🔥

I remember one time in the class messenger gc, we were playing around by renaming the nicknames of other ppl to something funny. Mostly related to inclassrom ships

Someone changed a relatively short girl's username to "cheriferlover69420" (cherifer is this syrup u take to grow tall) and i responed "nagchecherifer ka pala? Parang di naman" (you take cherifer? Doesn't look like it) and started a large reaction chain following that

(Not on chess.com) Random Person: you look ugly you should get plastic surgery Me: ain't ur mirror! Lmao

actually that was winston churchill

I thought ig was Albert Einstein-

eh, same thing.

#8 They aren't the same thing lol 😭

I was once talking to someone and she was really angry for some reason , and she said to me " your so stupid you have a car on your photo that you can't afford " I replied back to her saying " you have a life that you can't afford "

"Evolution didn't choose you short-stop."

"No, but it sure as h*ll made it easier to hurt you."

-school