"As my first task I intend to write a brief but in depth thread on chess and oral hygiene, that controversial topic few dare utter"........
Great thread, even on its death bed. 
Greetings, I am Back from the Dead
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May 15, 2020
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#343
Pashak1989 wrote:
He has the IQ of a child's shoe size.
--- Oh yeah there are a few of those here on the internet.
Nov 11, 2021
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#344
badenwurtca wrote:
Please Remain Calm !!! Elvis and the Duck have left the building !
--- Yep.
Our Loss. Surely, but unfortunately.
He's having too much fun, down under, in Aussie Land? Or perhaps Thailand.
Nov 29, 2021
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#346
Dubious-Duck wrote:
It is I, the Duck, aka Solastalgia, aka Naked Duck, aka Premium Duck, aka Decoy Duck, aka Sitting Duck.
Leader of four failed revolutions against oppressive management, annuller of the 2014 World Chess Championship, Spiritual Leader of Chess World Wide ( SLCWW), bringer of love and peace.
I also failed to become a mod.
Back from the grey ashes of forgotten passwords and email addresses.
Nothing short of a miracle brought me back after months of intense struggle, but here I am thanks to fate and shear determination.
In a way it is like I never left, the forums are as crap as ever.
The bickering and name calling is still as weak as a thing that is very weak, maybe a new born wildebeest or some other manner of infant.
The site is overrun by word games and bad trolling.
Sock puppets abound and some great members have vanished into the cold mists of silence.
Not only that, there is a new version of the site solely designed for people with tiny fingers.
Seriously, if you use a touch screen device it can take up to 15 minutes to press the correct icon.
Many would despair at this sad turn of events but some,like me, see this as a fresh opportunity to bring goodness and growth to this sad and pathetic corner of the internet.
I am once again here to save Eric's skin.
It is a thankless job.
Really, Eric has never thanked me once.
As my first task I intend to write a brief but in depth thread on chess and oral hygiene, that controversial topic few dare utter.
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It is I, the Duck, aka Solastalgia, aka Naked Duck, aka Premium Duck, aka Decoy Duck, aka Sitting Duck.
Leader of four failed revolutions against oppressive management, annuller of the 2014 World Chess Championship, Spiritual Leader of Chess World Wide ( SLCWW), bringer of love and peace.
I also failed to become a mod.
Back from the grey ashes of forgotten passwords and email addresses.
Nothing short of a miracle brought me back after months of intense struggle, but here I am thanks to fate and shear determination.
In a way it is like I never left, the forums are as crap as ever.
The bickering and name calling is still as weak as a thing that is very weak, maybe a new born wildebeest or some other manner of infant.
The site is overrun by word games and bad trolling.
Sock puppets abound and some great members have vanished into the cold mists of silence.
Not only that, there is a new version of the site solely designed for people with tiny fingers.
Seriously, if you use a touch screen device it can take up to 15 minutes to press the correct icon.
Many would despair at this sad turn of events but some,like me, see this as a fresh opportunity to bring goodness and growth to this sad and pathetic corner of the internet.
I am once again here to save Eric's skin.
It is a thankless job.
Really, Eric has never thanked me once.
As my first task I intend to write a brief but in depth thread on chess and oral hygiene, that controversial topic few dare utter.