Help me Help me Pleeeeeeeeze!!!

I can't tell if @December_Twentynine is a boy and I THINK SHE IS A MAN but she always calls me her darling and my hunnie love and I'M GETTING MAD AT HER but I think HER is a HIM and I'M LOSING SLEEP THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT and my husband is telling me to stoppit it's ruining our marriage and come back to bed and etc. etc. and I'm going to tell chess.com and I'm going to GET HER IN TROUBLE!!!

I almost drank a 12-pack of Corona and went through more than half of a fifth of Jack Daniels already and I'M GOING TO CLOSE HER ACCOUNT!!!

ACCUSE HER OF CHEATING!!!

Ha ha ha

Oh wait a minute....

I think....

I'm @December_Twentynine.

Well chess.com what do you have to say for yourselves?

Aren't you a little young for that?

Your husband is into underage girls?

Interesting.

Very simple.

Assuming your husband is male,

If you're gay: You're male

If you're straight: You're female. =)

It was weird after the first few sentences heh.

What if the husband is transgender and december is a... racoon or something, idk.

You're obviously Fred Flintstone, I don't know what they're wondering about.

Exactly!!

Now for those people who were losing sleep at night, lets talk about Fred Flintstone's gender =)

lol

It's a dude. 😒

Yeah, IIRC you had a pretty slutty pfp a while ago. I don't remember exactly what it looked like though.

Fred Flintstone has been acted by somebody, a girl could wear Fred's costume =)

*I really don't want you ppl to sleep at night =)

I bet.

Any backup? =)

I think we should get Pebbles and Bam Bam Barney.

and maple syrup moment

Cry-y-sis =)