How to Avoid Angering Everyone on OTF (Satire)

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• Don’t make person-above-you-threads. // Ignoring is definitely a choice. Making an intentionally hurtful comment is a choice too. I think the good ol' blueshell is a good way to go. 
• Don’t post too regularly. // It's not a matter of posting too often, it's a matter of posting content that hasn't been thought out extremely often. And, yes, we are thinking of the same person here.
• Don’t comment if your account is brand new. // I stumbled in here as a newbie, and I got none of the "troll" allegations. However, I do see it happening more and more.
• Be careful with your words. // This one's true. Be careful. Not to the same degree, but still. Caution and Care is important.
• Don’t express your opinions. // Ooh, I wonder what this could be, especially with the blocking! A certain member? Anyways, saying your opinion is okay. The way to not have people dislike you is, if it is questioned, USE LOGOS. NOT PATHOS. And, it's even better to just drop it.
• Don’t discuss trolls. // It's not a good idea to discuss trolls, because it gives the TROLL attention, which is what they're fueled by. Ignore them, and they'll leave.
• Are you even paying attention? // 🌭 hottdawg
• Don’t bother going to the website to read long posts if you’re on mobile. // I have no opinion formed on this. However, as a mobile user, it is nice to be able to read the whole thing.
• Don’t expect your threads to gain traction. // It's all dependant on the demand the thread has. Apocalypse RP? Probably won't take off. Bets on the American Football season? Probably will take off.
• Bump everything. // Only on Sundays. I don't get why people hate bumps if the bumper is making a good point. Yes, they could've made a thread about it, but either way, it's fine to just bump.