How to become a Master in 3 days

I was thinking about publishing a book. I have it actually. It contains 30,000 pages ... It's titled : How to become a chess Master in 3 days. It should sell well to the masses 

hey

sounds like just the thing:))

Yeah I know and it comes with a brief 10,000 page Auto-biography of my whole life story ... Seperate book . That I reccomend you purchase and read before you can implement the precise method designed  in the Become a Master in 3 days book. Without the Biography it will be virtually impossible to attain Master. and it's only $49.99 ... A steal I know. I am practically giving it away!!

Yes, it's a steal. You are stealing my money.

The auto Biography is $49.99. But you get the 30, 000 page book that teaches you how to become a Master in 3 days. For the incredible LOW price of just $.99 cents ![ include @$24.99 for shipping and handling].WOW Right? Pinch yourself. NO you are not dreaming and dreams do come true! Be the first 100 people to order and get The collectible Bobby Fischer bobble head absolutely free! Just keeps getting better and better , I know! 

Well it all started in a cheezy MOTEL in Vegas. Elvis was dancing in the backround... Not the real Elvis but his 3rd cousin or something.... 

Keep going

So three days (no sleep) to read it. By then I'd be sick of chess.

come on!! 30 000 pages and 3 days

30,000 pages in 3 days... no problem 

How to translate "se vende como churros"?

it sold like hot cakes

Thanks, they should have included it I think.

The American term would be it sells like hotcakes. however since the comic is Spanish, the term is changed to ---->>> these sell like hot cakes in Mexico= Churros... A sugary delicious soft hot bread  treat 

 

I'm not too fond of Wadalupe, although he has improved a lot lately.

LOVE ME some churros..

Ja ja ja, quiero uno! Y lo quiero ya! Luego te compro los catorce tomos restantes... jajajaja. Please, sell me the first! ha ha ha.

Okay but each volume ...and there are 15 in total... Take 3 days shipping   ------------>>>each 

How to become a chess master in 3 days, takes 2 years to read it by the time you get to the end you have forgotten the beginning, so you have to start reading it again, you get the idea, a never ending cycle of reading