How to become a Master in 3 days

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cheeky_chicky
superdrewe53 wrote:

How to become a chess master in 3 days, takes 2 years to read it by the time you get to the end you have forgotten the beginning, so you have to start reading it again, you get the idea, a never ending cycle of reading

Hmmmmn... My next book will be: How to read a book that takes 2 years  to read in  just 3 days .... Caching !!!$$$$$!!!

superdrewe53

lmao

i_PN

Master at what? :p

Ashvapathi
cheeky_chicky wrote:
superdrewe53 wrote:

How to become a chess master in 3 days, takes 2 years to read it by the time you get to the end you have forgotten the beginning, so you have to start reading it again, you get the idea, a never ending cycle of reading

Hmmmmn... My next book will be: How to read a book that takes 2 years  to read in  just 3 days .... Caching !!!$$$$$!!!

Lol. How many pages will that be?

lovewatch



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cheeky_chicky
lovewatch wrote:

Okay you had me at BIG Bang ...LOL Unfortunate for you . This was the very last sentence Laughing





aalekhine68

Okay guys, enough with the wisecracks.  Carly didn't actually say how long you have to read it. Heck, it can take you 1 day or 5 years - that would depend on your reading skills. But after you read and understand it, you apply what you have read, and you become a master in only 3 days. Guaranteed!!!

chess_kebabs

I'm really strapped for time Chicky. Can you make it 3 minutes instead? lol SealedLaughingMoney Mouth

chess_kebabs
aalekhine68 wrote:

Okay guys, enough with the wisecracks.  Carly didn't actually say how long you have to read it. Heck, it can take you 1 day or 5 years - that would depend on your reading skills. But after you read and understand it, you apply what you have read, and you become a master in only 3 days. Guaranteed!!!

Oops, sorry I  made another wisecrack. Innocent

superdrewe53

😁

cheeky_chicky
salemzs5 wrote:

So i need to read 416.66667 pages per hour 😅 or 6.9444 pages per minute to end this book in 3 days

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Winstonred

Goodness I couldn't read thirty thousand pages in three days, that book must be huge😀

IamNoMaster

Lets have dinner and I buy your book. Eat a nice croissant and drink some baguette milk and we can do business.

Kookaroo

You must be on a winner!

I read and watch videos on how to play like a Grandmaster (or, at least, how to eliminate blunders from your game).

However, in the heat orf battle, all this new knowledge becomes a jumbled mess -- then I am inclined to forget that my Queen is under attack by a Knight.

I have come up with my own system, that it is really boils down to motivation.

 

 PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT ТОЛКАТЬ ЕГО ДО ПРЕДЕЛ

 https://www.chess.com/blog/Kookaroo/inspirational-hunters

maxxrt

i think it would take me three years just to read it another 30 years to decipher the true meaning.  90 = 33  =123.    I  think i missed my window of opportunity.  i dont think im going to live that long.

 

maxxrt

after30,000 pages,  in the summary  it says if you want to become a grand master in three days you have to cheat. then a link to a great chess engine for $49.95.  im so glad i had the book upside down when i started reading

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maxxrt

p.s. its also a calculator.     ( bending over, picking up microphone, dropping it again,,,, ((silence)).  uh oh i think i broke it the first time.