How to breathe

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WhyAyEm

I forgot how to breath, and I have this painful feeling in my lungs. Help!

chanelno5x

Is everything okay?  Please get an adult immediately if you need help.

PranavBobbySekhar

Stop pressing on your nose and open your mouth.

BelowAverageNoob_42

call 911

tacticspotter

Ok,the way to solve this is to delete your chess.com account 

Another easier way is to delete your life,you should try that 

 

Or,the best way,send me a diamond membership,this will allow you to breathe as long as my membership did not expire.best way recommended

 

asdfghkl123456798

is this a joke

tacticspotter
asdfghkl123456798 写道:

is this a joke

No it is not 

Thousands of people are forgetting to breathe everyday 

 

Together,we can prevent this

asdfghkl123456798
tacticspotter wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 写道:

is this a joke

No it is not 

Thousands of people are forgetting to breathe everyday 

 

Together,we can prevent this

how to breathe:         step 1   open your mouth        step 2 breathe

tacticspotter

How to breathe:the full guide to breathing 

 

Step one:Be alive,this step is most important as you cannot breathe if you are dead 

 

Step two:be ready,you have to focus on your lungs,get them ready to expand 

 

Step three:expand your lungs,this will create empty spaces with no substance in it,no one cares about the scientific term so I will ignore that.

 

Step four: oxygen particles will get in once you expand your lungs because of air pressure blah blah blah... Some people that actually breathe thought that it is actually the nose doing work but it is actually the brain expanding the lungs,even some people that actually breathe doesn't know that!

 

Step five: exhale 

If you don't do this step you will explode,just return the lungs back to normal.

 

That is all,just remember to send me a diamond membership for this to actually work 

 

By totallynotascamxd

 

 

Magnus_Chase19
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:
tacticspotter wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 写道:

is this a joke

No it is not 

Thousands of people are forgetting to breathe everyday 

 

Together,we can prevent this

how to breathe:         step 1   open your mouth        step 2 breathe

how to do step 2

asdfghkl123456798
tacticspotter wrote:

How to breathe:the full guide to breathing 

 

Step one:Be alive,this step is most important as you cannot breathe if you are dead 

 

Step two:be ready,you have to focus on your lungs,get them ready to expand 

 

Step three:expand your lungs,this will create empty spaces with no substance in it,no one cares about the scientific term so I will ignore that.

 

Step four: oxygen particles will get in once you expand your lungs because of air pressure blah blah blah... Some people that actually breathe thought that it is actually the nose doing work but it is actually the brain expanding the lungs,even some people that actually breathe doesn't know that!

 

Step five: exhale 

If you don't do this step you will explode,just return the lungs back to normal.

 

That is all,just remember to send me a diamond membership for this to actually work 

 

By totallynotascamxd

 

 

this is how to do step 2 

tacticspotter

how to breathe: special edition

 

This book will be focusing on step two of “how to breathe:the full guide to breathing”

 

Expanding your lungs takes huge effort,but you need to activate your brain to focus right on breathing,look at your chest.Focus on it,and the oxygen will go in naturally

 

follow the instruction on page 33-1045 for more information

 

what do you mean you don't have the book

 

 

hypermuddish

You breathe by breathing

 

^^High quality loading screen tip

Anirudh_Is_Boss

Step One: Pull air in through your nose

Step Two: Breathe out with the nose

 

Woollensock2
The quickest way to solve your problem, stop breathing and your problem is solved ! ✌️😎