How to get girls by playing chess?

I need to get a valentine so I wanted to know if I can get girls by playing chess.

Why do you need a valentine?

You can actually get girls by playing chess. I'll give you the step by step instructions. 1. Start a game of chess. 2. Get centre control, develop your pieces. 3. Spot tactics, get a good position. 4. Gobble up pawns during the endgame. 5. Just when you're about to win, control the urge to checkmate and instead resign. 6. This will stop the feedback loop of dopamine high you get by winning games. 7. Realize that there is life outside of chess. 8. Close the app. 9.Step outside and talk to a girl, ask her out for coffee. 10. Voila.

You don’t get girls by playing chess, you get girls by being good looking. If you’re ugly or fat and you play chess they’ll just think you’re a loser/ nerd and you will be undatable in their eyes. They might still be nice to you but you’ll never be more than friends. You’ll be lucky to be friends even actually. If you’re good looking you still have a chance and chess won’t be a deal breaker unless you prioritize chess over them. But even in that case chess won’t really be a factor that helps you unless they play chess too and you’re at least somewhat attractive. Or they are really ugly and no one wants them- but cmon that’s not the kind of girl u want eh! Also If you are super rich or become rich one day it won’t matter how ugly/nerdy/old you are because pretty much everyone has their price, But I wouldn’t really consider that getting girls- that’s more like buying girls. In short There’s no amount of skill in chess that can compensate for being unattractive in any girls eye because that is how they are hardwired by nature. The uglier you are, the uglier girl you’ll have to find unless you’re rich. But definitely the two most important factors in getting girls (and probably just in life in general) are good looks and money. 

challenge a girl to play chess with you and pretend to be bad, so when you lose you can offer her to teach you on a date and buy her coffee.

Yes may be possible, but for that u must know how to mate 

You need to keep ya eyes open for female chess freaks. That's how you get em

Well well, post a nice picture, join the Legend League and wait but don't expect much🙌😛

Wow, did not expect to see all this junk...

I didt know who that was so looked him up. He’s kinda fat but kinda rich so those equalize. Not super fat but fat enough that it takes at least a few million in the bank to equalize. But ur right-really ugly. Looks like He compensates for this by singing love songs or whatever AND being famous in Scotland. There’s nothing more attractive to a woman than money and fame besides just good looks. But He’s hanging on by a thread. If his money or fame go away it’s over instantly. He’s not good looking enough for the guitar alone to compensate. Notice how I said guitar and not chess board.  No girl gives a care about chess but love songs yes absolutely. unless your that 500 pound singer guy- that’s just too fat no matter how good u sing or how famous. If ur 500 pounds ur only option is to be super rich nothing else can compensate 

What is girls

@AceFlips    Are you saying you do not know what a girl is?

@SkittleTheMan333

Idk man, I just got here

Heh, sry that was rude of me 

I am a girl but I am gay

@Wilbur_Stan  

First of all, that is extremely offensive to me and a lot of other people...

Second, no one cares in the least...

Third, The Lord God says in Genesis:2:23 "So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam no suitable helper was found. 21 So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs and closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. 23 The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called `woman, ' for she was taken out of man."24 For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.

Therefore, God made man for woman and woman for man. Not man for man or woman for woman. 

Do not post these offensive comments on a chess website please, and do not lead others to the road to hell. 

Move a pawn to the top and make it a queen, you now have a girl from playing chess