How to Make a Dope Tinder Bio

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Chadiciousness
Some say the Tinder bio is the window into the soul. Or is it the eyes? I don’t remember; let’s just go with the bio.

Even though these methods will work with any sort of bio, Tinder is the place where they have the most effect. Tinder is an interesting place; a place of nasty magic. All everyone really cares about is how hot people are. It’s an app designed for looks. But I know a secret that few people know. Having a dope bio can make you more attractive. At least for guys it can, I’m not too sure about the other way around.

Whatever your gender, my method is pretty solid, so it can’t hurt to give it a whirl.

Start with a Humble Boast

Like the first pic of your Tinder profile, the first line of your bio should be your best. This is the lyrical form of the duck face. This is the poetic variety of the mirror selfie. Pick a feature of yourself and blow it gracefully out of proportion, like this:

My lips are like the pillows where beautiful people sleep and see their dreams come true.

Remember to always keep your boasting slightly ridiculous so people don’t think you’re being serious. Generally, this type of line is good throughout the bio so think along these terms.

Artfully Over Exaggerate

This is a tricky topic because it borders on the realm of deception. There is, however, a good way to get past that. Lean on the side of impossibility. For example, if you have blue eyes say:

One look into the depth of my blue eyes is like swimming in an eternal sea of laughter.

If you have a smile, say:

One look at my smile will cure all known ailments and increase your overall happiness by 4

Incorporate Current Events or Known Celebs

People like to feel like they understand you. So your bio can’t just be a description of a superhero. Try to let them know how great you are in comparison to famous things or people, like this:

Trump promised to build a wall around me. I promise to tear it down.

The great thing about this line is that it doesn’t really declare political alignment. And if there’s something I’ve learned in my years it’s that nobody likes politics, not even politicians. So don’t bring that up.

Another example:

My abs are like Kiefer Sutherland’s voice, smooth, yet firm.

Or my personal favorite:

If I were able to die, I’d be perfectly alright with that cause then I’d be with Harambe again.

Show Your Benevolence

In all of the grandeur that is your body, you want to show that you have a healthy amount of goodness. Show people that you’ve used your supposed abilities for charity. Maybe you saved a country with your tears. Maybe you ended a war by flexing. Whatever you choose keep it happy. Here’s an example:

Every time I laugh, 1400 crying children receive hugs from newborn koala bears. My smile is classified as a weapon of mass construction.

The Truth in the Lie

Normally, people are clever enough to see through these lies. They know you’re joking. In the act of creating this bio, the people you want to attract will actually see more of your personality than they would with the classic bio:

“I’m 5'10.'’ I like fun. Give me pizza. Don’t even ask me about potatoes.”

These types of bios are stupid and expected; that’s why they suck. They don’t stand out. So by using my method, you actually reveal more about yourself than you otherwise would, right?
Here are some of my favorite lines in one bio, just so you see how great it can be once it all comes together:

I introduced the Foxtrot, the Charleston, and break dancing in the summer before I invented happiness. My body odor has been made into a cologne called La vie du Huesos which means, bottled Kanye. My tears heal the broken hearts of crying orphans. One whiff of my breath will grant 5 extra years of continuous beauty, acne free. My butt has been known to cause border disputes. My hips don’t lie; they speak half truths.
dawnwells

Hi,

 

As per my knowledge, you need write short, eye-catching bio. One more thing that is important is your photo. Don't post group photo as an status photo, but rather use your sole image.

 

You can refer http://tindernomatcheshack.com/ for more such tips about tinder.

 

Thanks

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