(The reason why this is off-topic is to avoid getting this locked)
First:
Play pawn e4
They respond with pawn a5
Play Knight c3
responds with Knight f6
play pawn e5
they respond with g4
Play AC130
they respond with anti-missile
Play Anti-Matter Ray Gun
they die
they can't play if dead, so you win!
(By the way, this most likely was not how a gm plays, I just guessed random piece placements with help of a google image)
Nah just use the Nuclear Airstrike missile opening
Gets em every time
a5 for your first move is not possible
it's on white pov but okay
so technically black would be able to move to a5
yes but not white
(The reason why this is off-topic is to avoid getting this locked)
First:
Play pawn e4
They respond with pawn a5
Play Knight c3
responds with Knight f6
play pawn e5
they respond with g4
Play AC130
they respond with anti-missile
Play Anti-Matter Ray Gun
they die
they can't play if dead, so you win!
(By the way, this most likely was not how a gm plays, I just guessed random piece placements with help of a google image)