How to Win every game??

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HurricaneMaster

Hello Friends!! Welcome to my second blog.

This blog is about how to win every game in chess. (This can be a Rapid, Blitz, Bullet, Or Any King Of the Hill and other games.)

Most of the people in games try to win by time but if you are reading this and you do this thing STOP THAT!!. For winning a game, you should try to checkmate the person you are playing with. Like this one.

This it is not like your person will play like this, but make sure that you do not get into trouble while doing this checkmate. 

If you played a game like this make sure that you comment!

Bye! See you in my next blog!

Sammy_Thechessboy

No offense, but

1. This is a public forum, not a blog.

2. Trying to win by time on bullet is not necessarily a "bad" thing.

XOsportyspiceXO

That mate doesnt really work past 600 elo.

HurricaneMaster

Sammy The Chess Boy, You never know if your person might mate you Instead of doing Premoves, you can try this.

HurricaneMaster

Thanks Little Guinea Pig.

Appreciate It.

C9_Narwhal

this doesnt rly work after like 500 elo... maybe u should just try to not blunder in bullet

HurricaneMaster

Yeah that is right too

 

Sammy_Thechessboy
HurricaneMaster wrote:

Sammy The Chess Boy, You never know if your person might mate you Instead of doing Premoves, you can try this.

tbh I never premove on the first few moves to check the opponents' playstyle, if they're going for scholar's mate I just play Nf6 or g6 to counter it

Sammy_Thechessboy
ChesswithNickolay wrote:

Here is a guy who "broke" chess https://youtu.be/iRpj8KURm0s . He is actually a GM and is one of the top ones, this video really helped me a lot, I really recommend it.

I've seen you posting multiple "rickrolls" with this yt link. Is that your youtube channel?

One time it becomes a learning chess video, and now it becomes a person who broke chess, and what's next, Magnus Carlsen's youtube videos?

SqueakyCrab

Weird

snow

If you want to win, you need to checkmate. That sentence was as helpful as this "blog"

leoholla

anyone want to dare play me ?

 

asdfghkl123456798

how to checkmate:

 

part 1  do this

part 2 hope your opponent falls for it

 

part 3 if they don't then you'll probably lose

JackRoach
HurricaneMaster wrote:

Thanks Little Guinea Pig.

Appreciate It.

They were being sarcastic.

ukrainiandude
RedBadgeOfTheMohicans wrote:

wow, this was very instructional. I never knew that you needed to checkmate to win the game. But I have one small question: what if your opponent also is trying to win? How can you prevent this?

The only thing I can think of is to physically subdue your opponent and blackmail them into playing weak moves, but this could also land you in jail for assault. A small price to pay for victory, of course, but do you have any better ideas to avoid the minor inconvenience of incarceration?

At any rate, I really enjoyed this blog, and I hope you provide a solution to my problem that avoids imprisonment in your next blog. See you in the next one!

i tried suffocating my opponent, but now i am in jail sad.png

Sensationally

Sometimes it's not a question of how these forums start. Sometimes it's just a question of how they continue. 

JackRoach
RedBadgeOfTheMohicans wrote:
ukrainiandude wrote:
RedBadgeOfTheMohicans wrote:

wow, this was very instructional. I never knew that you needed to checkmate to win the game. But I have one small question: what if your opponent also is trying to win? How can you prevent this?

The only thing I can think of is to physically subdue your opponent and blackmail them into playing weak moves, but this could also land you in jail for assault. A small price to pay for victory, of course, but do you have any better ideas to avoid the minor inconvenience of incarceration?

At any rate, I really enjoyed this blog, and I hope you provide a solution to my problem that avoids imprisonment in your next blog. See you in the next one!

i tried suffocating my opponent, but now i am in jail

Very sorry to hear that, and I'm glad I talked to others who have practiced my theoretical methods before trying them myself. I hope that @HurricaneMaster provides us with an effective solution to the issue before more people fall victim to the surprising consequences of this seemingly foolproof method. 

By the way, when you get out of jail, would you like to play a game? I want to study other possible methods to stop your opponent from trying to win, and I can't think of a better partner than someone who has already unsuccessfully tried my idea.

Hmm... I have an idea.

What about bribing? Is that against the law? I mean, kinda, but not in this case.

JackRoach
little_guinea_pig wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
HurricaneMaster wrote:

Thanks Little Guinea Pig.

Appreciate It.

They were being sarcastic.

you can safely call me "he" by the way

Are you assuming your own gender? How rude.

DasBurner

you could also seduce your opponent and make them lose on time! another brilliant idea

Sammy_Thechessboy

How to win every game:

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