Absolutely none of these comments are "relevant" or "kind".
How to Win every game??

Well as Fischer once said, "I don't believe in psychology-I believe in good moves." So you win by playing good moves! I HAVE DA BIG BRANE
No, Fischer does.

Well as Fischer once said, "I don't believe in psychology-I believe in good moves." So you win by playing good moves! I HAVE DA BIG BRANE
No, Fischer does.
at least i have bigger brane than u
At least I'm a cyclist.

Well as Fischer once said, "I don't believe in psychology-I believe in good moves." So you win by playing good moves! I HAVE DA BIG BRANE
No, Fischer does.
at least i have bigger brane than u
At least I'm a cyclist.
At least i'm a pedestrian

wow, this was very instructional. I never knew that you needed to checkmate to win the game. But I have one small question: what if your opponent also is trying to win? How can you prevent this?
The only thing I can think of is to physically subdue your opponent and blackmail them into playing weak moves, but this could also land you in jail for assault. A small price to pay for victory, of course, but do you have any better ideas to avoid the minor inconvenience of incarceration?
At any rate, I really enjoyed this blog, and I hope you provide a solution to my problem that avoids imprisonment in your next blog. See you in the next one!
Have bail ready
How to win every game:
Play the bongcloud to have a mental advantage of +12.8
nvm, they could just easily refute it with Ke7 and it'd be equal again. My bad.