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I had really strange encounter today:

I was exiting a bank and old gypsy woman approached me asking: "Can I ask you one question?"

"Well you didnt give me much chance there did you sunshine?"crossed my mind to tell her, but I restrained myself.

I stoped and looked at her waiting for the question...second one. She went on how she was waiting for me a whole day and that she has something to give me to protect me from evil that comes(I guess to get me)...she talked some more and swinged with her arms little more and I was starting to leave...then she said: "Here take this for only 150 kunas it will protect you from evil that comes (cca 20 euros)" and she took out of her pocket littl plastic teletubbie toy (I would guess made in China).I didnt know what to say so I didnt say anything and just walked away. I made few steps and behinde my back she screamed in fashion of trash horror movies :YOU DIEEEEE

  So guys if evil gets me learn from my mistakes and buy that teletubbie toy, even if you hate teletubbies like I did and still do.

I can still her squeeky voice screaming: YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Does this kind of strange things happen only to me or other people too?

P.s.

Join TDT so if I die TDT lives on ;)

artfizz

I'm surprised you didn't think of negotiating a lower price. 150 kunas sounds a lot for a little peace of mind.

MeatyOwlLegs33

OMG that is a funny story. But still I agree with artfizz 150 kunas for a plastic telletubbie thats a ripoff lol. I didnt even no they have teletubbies in Croatia lol!

Ivo_2007

Well , you probably know opinion about gypsy womans , but i have to tell you no one can curse u if you dont let it . So live in peace she only want money

blackfirestorm

LOL

vatroslavsango

Similiar funny/sad story I heard before but, curse was in teletabie that one man gave to young gipsy women and get himself in real trouble whith his wife.

ivandh

Should have said to her: I'm rubber, you're glue, your curse bounces off me and sticks to you. Now you pay me 150 kuna or you're going to need that mass-produced piece of plastic.

I had a rather more pleasant experience, although still very weird: I was going up the stairs and thought I forgot something, so I paused and looked back for a moment. A woman walking by stopped, looked at me, came up the stairs, shook my hand and said "This is the year your life is going to change." She had a very serious face and at first I thought she was going to convert me to a cult or something, but she just turned around and left.

So far my life is pretty much the same, she's got 6 1/2 months...

artfizz
ivandh wrote:

Should have said to her: I'm rubber, you're glue, your curse bounces off me and sticks to you. Now you pay me 150 kuna or you're going to need that mass-produced piece of plastic.

I had a rather more pleasant experience, although still very weird: I was going up the stairs and thought I forgot something, so I paused and looked back for a moment. A woman walking by stopped, looked at me, came up the stairs, shook my hand and said "This is the year your life is going to change." She had a very serious face and at first I thought she was going to convert me to a cult or something, but she just turned around and left.

So far my life is pretty much the same, she's got 6 1/2 months...


Doesn't your life change every year? Weren't you a lousy chess player last year?

kco

This remind me of a book called "Thinner" by Stephen KIng.

artfizz
kco wrote: This remind me of a book called "Thinner" by Stephen KIng.

A dark tale - but an effective slimming aid, evidently.

kco

yes is was a very grim tale indeed

ivandh
artfizz wrote:

Doesn't your life change every year? Weren't you a lousy chess player last year?


That hasn't changed at all unfortunately...

artfizz
artfizz wrote: Doesn't your life change every year? Weren't you a lousy chess player last year? Wink

ivandh wrote: That hasn't changed at all unfortunately...


There should be a set of lower rating tags so that we can see a little progress being made: e.g. lousy, less lousy, least lousy, louseless, lossy, less lossy, ...

Defacto

Well I am still alive...and still hate teletubbies...

pdela

                                                

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pdela

Click here for the eternal smile

Defacto

Oh man....you have no idea how much i hate them....

Maybe because of that repulsive noises that they make or because they were broadcasted in same time as Simpsons were broadcasted so i missed some episodes of Simpsons.

Just look at them. I bet Freddy Krueger got nightmares about them. Guy who inventd them was on every drug possible. That is only reasonable explanation that I could come up with.

 

Oh God how I hate them...

pdela

Nightmares?

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did you lose many Simpsons episodes because you were watching teletubbies?

Defacto

I didnt watch teletubbies my younger brother was

checkmate351

how bout those Cleveland Indians?