Sounds Awesome!
I AM SELLING THE SUN!!!

ok, i am also selling the moon for 500,000$!!
anybody interested?
oof still too high if a price. How about a star for $5?
Maybe a comet for $100?
Or perhaps a meteor for $1,000

I am selling the Sun for 1,000,000$!!!
Who wants to buy it?
Its a great deal!!
First of all - that is a really low price considering how important the sun is for all life on Earth. Of course, you can't sell what you don't have/own

ok, i am also selling the moon for 500,000$!!
anybody interested?
oof still too high if a price. How about a star for $5?
Maybe a comet for $100?
Or perhaps a meteor for $1,000
Is it same day delivery? What about for rush orders? Also, can I ship it to a neighbor's address ... asking for a friend.

Who said the sun was yours to sell?
The sun belongs to me. If anyone wants to buy it all payments should be made out to me
I am selling the Sun for 1,000,000$!!!
Who wants to buy it?
Its a great deal!!