I demand a wife!

Or girlfriend, I guess. Whatever.

Looking for someone in the range of 18 to 29, nonreligious girls only.

If you're broke and want a mate with a stable financial future, then I may just be what you're looking for.

For the purpose of getting to know me better, I've had ten random questions generated that I shall now answer:

What’s the most ridiculous animal on the planet?

Ridiculous is such a mismatched term here, there are a great variety of organisms on Earth and elsewhere that are quite diversified.

Where is the most interesting place you’ve been?

Hawaii by default. It's the only other state I've ever traveled to. I don't have much interest in travel, I'm not fond of learning new cultures. If it doesn't relate to me then it doesn't concern me.

Do athletes deserve the high salaries they receive? Why or why not?

I'm not into sports. However I suppose they do, they're essentially entertainers, a high percentage of people watch them perform which brings in revenue.

What really cheesy song do you love?

Whilst I enjoy listening to some music, I don't necessarily enjoy discussing it. A majority of songs are written to relate to the experiences and real-life troubles of actual people. But I find most lyrics unrelateable to myself because I feel the problems of others are beneath me.

What are you capable of achieving?

Nothing and everything. Do I really wanna achieve anything? I'm not quite sure. I'd want everything in the world to belong to me without exception, which would be challenging to achieve. I couldn't put my passion into anything less.

What is the best room in your house? Why?

I'm not sure why someone would seriously bother answering this.

What has had the biggest impact on your political beliefs?

I'm not a believer in multiculturalism. Society has advanced enough to realize it needs to treat different groups with equality in mind, yet at some point it becomes quite evident that regardless, there are still inherent differences. Every man is not born equal.

What do you think your future self will remember about you now?

They'd think of me as a child, just as I think of my younger self as a child.

What is the most comfortable piece of clothing you own?

A pointless question, I won't answer.

Who would be the worst celebrity to have dinner with?

I take this generated question to imply that society has an obsession with celebrities? How trite and superficial.

Since the thread dried up, I've inserted this to entice any downtrodden women. It's not the most wealth, but the numbers are pretty good and trending in a positive direction. Certainly, no girl of mine will need to shop in the bargain department or worry about having a roof over their head.

I'm well aware I can still get burnt and would look rather unsavory. So be it.

Finally, I've found something even more tragic than my life. Thank you, kind sir. I needed this.

Oh boy!

...or you could go out and meet some people in person instead of advertising on chess forums. Wild idea, I know.

That is a wild idea. It's not time-efficient.

Let's assume a girl takes an interest in me. Half the people I encounter in real life interactions are men, and only a fraction of girls are in an appropriate age range, finding mutual romantic interest requires time. Then I have find out whether they have a theistic belief(which I don't), statistically most humans do but I refuse to date girls with religious beliefs.

I'm not selective about looks, even though I can afford to be selective about looks. Personality is more important to me and I'm very particular about it. The average Joe on the street doesn't care, and like you said, they can just meet a cute girl in person and fall in love with them; no different than a deer in the forest, or a goat or farm cow.

My main issue is the key difference between men and women, men are more varied mentally(and physically, but not important). I think it's true for a majority of species because variability is a quicker way of producing winners and losers, which is important for competition and makes it easier for girls to select their partner... basically evolution. The thing about me is I like novel things, behaviors that stand out and impress me. Female personalities just aren't as varied or dynamic as male personalities, and if they are, it's harder for me to distinguish between them because girls aren't heavy risk-takers. If someone doesn't take big risks, they're harder to evaluate.

I don't invest in what I don't understand. So unfortunately, I'm not qualified to hold an opinion on Bitcoin currency. But as a strategy I'd be unlikely to buy a large amount of Bitcoin, I prefer to diversify and (as far as I know)that could be harder with currency investments. It's not like the travel sector where there are many different airline and cruiseline companies.

'Downtrodden' is simply expedient, it makes a girl more readily willing to marry a random internet stranger. (Of course, the offer isn't limited to poor or desperate women.) I'd imagine in an ideal scenario, there's an incredible female chess player living in a horrendously poor country that just happens to read this thread, and thinks "why not".

lol get a date on a dating website this forum is a joke.

Here is your perfect person

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/demand-a-husband

At least he didn't create a whole account in the world's biggest chess website to get a girlfriend.

Things like that happend.