i finally got off the plane

im not on a plane anymore

when were you on a plain?

never

ok...then why did you say you got off the plane?

(oops, I forgot to italicize 'plane')

i got off a plane

not a plain

good for you...Why were you on a plane?

because i needed to fly

You safely arrived in the Ukraine?

Why did you need to fly?

nah i died

cuz

stuff

um what happened

nothjing

That's not good

ok guys apparently he got computer virus on the way and then bill gates injected microchip into him and then impostor started tracking him and came to his door at 3am

yes its a very sad story

I agree this would be me discovering you died :

Why do we use the word good when we are saying it is bad and the word bad when we are saying things are good

examples:

"That's not a bad idea" This means it is a good idea...

"I don't feel good" This is when you are telling your mommy that your stomach hurts

I dunno.