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My brother and I always argued about how competitive we were. I always argued harder, though.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Jan 9, 2025
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Did you hear about the guy who fell out the window on the 10th floor at a night club?
The police have confirmed that he’s not a bouncer.
The police have confirmed that he’s not a bouncer.
Jan 23, 2025
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#10
A Forrest ranger was walking through the woods when he came across a trail of $10 bills! Wondering who was behind this, he follows the trail and finds a tourist throwing $10 bills at an elk! “What are you doing this for?” He asks.
The tourist replies “I’m just doing what the sign said!” “There are no signs that tell you to do this.” “Yes, there is! The one that says “No feeding the wildlife. ten dollars fine.”
The tourist replies “I’m just doing what the sign said!” “There are no signs that tell you to do this.” “Yes, there is! The one that says “No feeding the wildlife. ten dollars fine.”
Jan 23, 2025
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#11
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
Sadly it didn’t last. She got fired.
Jan 25, 2025
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I was on a camping trip with my friends and I looked and saw water spouting from the ground I said “Look! You geyser not gonna believe this!”
What do you call a person who eats people slowly?
a cannibal
…does this rly need explained?