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QueenNinja35
#36 this one is reasonable
AG120502

I suppose so.

Yao_Wang
If Americans Smile…do Europeans Skilometre?
QueenNinja35
No.
Pitiless_Pawn

Why do dads bring multiple pairs of socks to a gold course? In case they get a hole-in-one.

QueenNinja35
NO
Pitiless_Pawn

YES

QueenNinja35
PLEASE NO
QueenNinja35
SPARE ME
Pitiless_Pawn

They are pretty atrocious. 😂

QueenNinja35
Dad jokes scare me…
Pitiless_Pawn

What do you call an alligator who always wears a vest? An investigator. 🫢

Pitiless_Pawn
QueenNinja35 wrote:
Dad jokes scare me…

This is just the beginning!

QueenNinja35
SPARE ME I DONT HAVE ANY SPOONS
Pitiless_Pawn

Spoon? The kitchen utensils were planning a secret dinner party, but then the spoon spilled the beans. 

QueenNinja35
I agree with the insane man.
RonaldJosephCote

Gamer_is_gaming846
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
Gamer_is_gaming846
Cuz he wanted to see time flyyyyy