I’m looking for a swexy girlfriend.

Yeah, true story, I do want a swexy girlfriend. Before you criticize for trying to date on a chess site and post your “womp womp” s, you should read what I have to say first. I’ve recently come to the conclusion that my girlfriend that I have now just doesn’t seem to be enough to be enough for me, and I found that there really wasn’t a better place to ask for a girlfriend than chess.com. I’ve recently felt a little down, but I feel like I can make my life complete with a relationship on this site. I’ve found that I could be a much happier person with a companion who’s very swexy and has a peach perfect personality. Now, I know what you guys are thinking. “Basix, don’t you always make fun of people who make threads like this?”. I used to be just like all of you. I criticized everyone who made such threads, asking why they had the audacity to make such a thread and click “post”. But Dussboy, alpha, and many others that have made such threads have taught me a lot, and I feel like a changed man now that I understand their wisdom. See, these people have taught me so much, and I’m so lucky to have taken the time to digest why they make such threads. See, they taught me that it’s more important to have a deep relationship on a chess site than try to talk to women in real life. And honestly, I feel terrible that I even dared to criticize them for trying to date here. I’m glad that I finally learned the ways of life, and the valuable lesson of dating online. And that’s why I’m here today. I’m looking for any woman that would be willing to date me. Don’t be shy, and step up, for the chance to date your beloved basix. There are a few rules, though. 1. We have to match pfps cringely, and we must brag about how amazing our relationship is, and make everyone else feel bad that they don’t have what we have. 2. I’m allowed to cheat on you whenever I want, with someone else, even if I say “I love you, and you’re my everything, eternal sunshine”. 3. You must be super jealous of every other girl that I ever talk to, and suggest that I stop talking to them, since you love me so much. There’s obviously a ton of other rules, and those are just the basix. I’ll let you know of the other rules if you guys make the first cut. So, with all of this, I present, the bachelor on otf. Girlies, don’t be shy and step forward, since we could have something really special together. Thank u, next, to all of the participants, and best of luck on your interview. Remember, use ari points for extra points. I love all of youuuuuu, true story.

I’m looking for any woman that would be willing to date me. Don’t be shy, and step up, for the chance to date your beloved basix. There are a few rules, though. 1. We have to match pfps cringely, and we must brag about how amazing our relationship is, and make everyone else feel bad that they don’t have what we have. 2. I’m allowed to cheat on you whenever I want, with someone else, even if I say “I love you, and you’re my everything, eternal sunshine”. 3. You must be super jealous of every other girl that I ever talk to, and suggest that I stop talking to them, since you love me so much. There’s obviously a ton of other rules, and those are just the basix. I’ll let you know of the other rules if you guys make the first cut. So, with all of this, I present, the bachelor on otf. Girlies, don’t be shy and step forward, since we could have something really special together. Thank u, next, to all of the participants, and best of luck on your interview. Remember, use ari

Puns for extra points. I Love All of youuuuuuuu, true story.

I'm guessing I don't qualify, do I? 😶

I'm gonna tie you up in my basement and force you to watch the 10 hour video called chip on youtube uploaded by youtuber doober43 who has over 10 million views on the video which is a spinning pringle chip with the low quality beat of funky town on loop while I force feed you mayonaise from a jar

Sorry hunky, but if you would find me a girlfriend, that would be just peachy.

I could do with the 10 hour video, but not eating mayonnaise from a jar.

Aren’t you dating mckayla

I am, but only until I find the peachy perfect girlfriend on this site. I’ve decided that she’s just not enough for me, and that’s it’s time to make my life complete with an online relationship.

Uhhhhhh, wow..Never expected Basix to make such a forum.. 🫥

Have you thought of H-

This gonna blow up

Especially once Hazel sees it 😏

You didn’t expect me to make this? I suppose it’s not what I expected either, but I’ve found that I must make my life complete.

this must be a joke?

#19 I know, right? 🤫

When have I ever joked about anything?

#23 I'll say no more lol

Basixs new role model is distboy

Dussboy taught me a lot, and I must say that I feel terrible for ever being rude to him.