Ohhh should I play the bong cloud at the chess club at my school tommorow to assert dominance
Important life and chess advice
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Oct 13, 2021
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jaro488 wrote:
Ohhh should I play the bong cloud at the chess club at my school tommorow to assert dominance
imma beat the president with the bongcloud next time, thanks for the idea~ 
yes im serious
Oct 13, 2021
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my next game against a master i should play magnus' improved bongcloud
Oh
Oct 13, 2021
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jaro488 wrote:
Ohhh should I play the bong cloud at the chess club at my school tommorow to assert dominance
yess
make sure to do number 5 on the chess advice 
Oct 13, 2021
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ninjaswat wrote:
sooooooooooo powerfulllllllllllllllllllllllllll
indeed
December what happened to your pfp
Oct 13, 2021
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December_TwentyNine wrote:
Indeed.
But sweetie pie you're missing a very important thing.
Get as many husbands as you can, then learn how to control them. Then, you'll have an infinite source of wealth and you'll never get to work another day for as long as you live.
ooooooooooooooooh anime pfp from you finallyyyyyyyy
I carry a knife at all times, I live in a shady neighborhood and I’ve had to use it before
*imagines seeing a pug carrying a pocket knife in its mouth, blade out. About to rob someone*
darkbrah7654 wrote:
life advice:
1. whenever you feel like chucking your sofa across the room, make sure someone is recording it
before you attempt to chuck your sofa across the room make sure that you're strong enough to do so
That’s out if the question
*of
omg i'll go to my chess club win king of the hill then move my king all the way bacck then try to win the game.
i don't have a anime pfps
I wonder what my pfp counts as…
life advice:
1. whenever you feel like chucking your sofa across the room, make sure someone is recording it
2. always chew your lolipop as loud as you can, never ever suck it
3. never ever try to achieve world domination without me, you must always remember I am the supreme king, while you are nothing but a pathetic slave doing all my work.
4. always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case (so you can stab/shoot yourself whenever I tell you do to so)
5. be the first one to jump from a rocket in space while eating candy without any gear (cuz why not)
now for the chess advice:
1. never ever hesitate to sacrifice your king for a piece when in need
2. make sure to always chuck your opponent's king across the room and yell "HAHA I WIN YOU LOSE" over and over
3. always play the bongcloud to assert dominance and show your opponent you mean business
4. throw up on your opponent's pieces whenever you're on the verge of losing
5. always make sure to slap your opponent's face in the middle of game and while he's bleeding, make sure to steal his king.