Important life and chess advice

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DefenderPug2

I am content with that

Toad1258

I have a question. how do you beat up your opponent when you are playing online.

DefenderPug2
Toad1258 wrote:

I have a question. how do you beat up your opponent when you are playing online.

Find their location using triangulation and tracking where the connection is coming from.

duntcare
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice: always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

on a serious note, this is a very important one as the world is a mess full of creeps, pervs, maniacs, and psychos so you never know whats going to come next. its better to just be safe in case of a incident or emergency as this decision in a physical altercation might just end up saving you and your life inches from a place that may as well be your gravestone.

holding firearms concealed or unconcealed depends on state laws

it can also be hgihly illegal

duntcare

trash ish gun

m18 + tech-9

orbez 

main is either as val or vss or a pgm hecate 2 

x-5999042701
darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice:

1. whenever you feel like chucking your sofa across the room, make sure someone is recording it

2. always chew your lolipop as loud as you can, never ever suck it

3. make sure you become immortal before you die or else you will regret it

4. always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

5. be the first one to jump from a rocket in space while eating candy


now for the chess advice:

1. never ever hesitate to sacrifice your king for a piece when in need

2. make sure to always chuck your opponent's king across the room and yell "HAHA I WIN YOU LOSE" 

3. play the bongcloud

4. throw up on your opponent's pieces whenever you're on the verge of losing

5. always make sure to slap your opponent's face in the middle of game and while he's bleeding, make sure to steal his king.

This man on jaw just said projectile vomit as way to combat losing. GENIUS!!!

Woollensock2
Sigh 😔
assassin3752
Big_dealdown wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice:

1. whenever you feel like chucking your sofa across the room, make sure someone is recording it

2. always chew your lolipop as loud as you can, never ever suck it

3. make sure you become immortal before you die or else you will regret it

4. always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

5. be the first one to jump from a rocket in space while eating candy


now for the chess advice:

1. never ever hesitate to sacrifice your king for a piece when in need

2. make sure to always chuck your opponent's king across the room and yell "HAHA I WIN YOU LOSE" 

3. play the bongcloud

4. throw up on your opponent's pieces whenever you're on the verge of losing

5. always make sure to slap your opponent's face in the middle of game and while he's bleeding, make sure to steal his king.

This man on jaw just said projectile vomit as way to combat losing. GENIUS!!!

ikr

assassin3752
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice: always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

on a serious note, this is a very important one as the world is a mess full of creeps, pervs, maniacs, and psychos so you never know whats going to come next. its better to just be safe in case of a incident or emergency as this decision in a physical altercation might just end up saving you and your life inches from a place that may as well be your gravestone.

is carrying a knife and gun even allowed where you live?

SpringWonder

Ooooo

assassin3752
royalknight101 wrote:
duntcare wrote:
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice: always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

on a serious note, this is a very important one as the world is a mess full of creeps, pervs, maniacs, and psychos so you never know whats going to come next. its better to just be safe in case of a incident or emergency as this decision in a physical altercation might just end up saving you and your life inches from a place that may as well be your gravestone.

holding firearms concealed or unconcealed depends on state laws

it can also be hgihly illegal

not unless you have a license and some safety verification that your allowed to keep one

oh

OranegJuice
royalknight101 wrote:
 

not unless you have a license and some safety verification that your allowed to keep one

you're

OranegJuice
royalknight101 wrote:
OranegJuice wrote:
royalknight101 wrote:
 

not unless you have a license and some safety verification that your allowed to keep one

you're

its the internet buddy

it's

OranegJuice

"and" is "DNA" spelled backwards and in all lowercase letters

assassin3752

start heeding my insane life and chess advice guys

jaro488

Or deoxyribonucleic acid

assassin3752
jaro488 wrote:

Or deoxyribonucleic acid

are ya'l scientists or what

TheSwissPhoenix

yes. the deoxyribonucleic acid makes up our bodies' structure and is really op.

WowThisIsWeird

Yes this is so useful

Darkbrah the wise

assassin3752
WowThisIsWeird wrote:

Yes this is so useful

Darkbrah the wise

wowy is spitting facts now

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