Impossible Challenge For a Free 1 Year Diamond Membership

Hello friends (I know you are reading this IMBacon and will try and report it to the thread "If you are missing your thread..." so to make it easier for you to feel better about yourself here's the link: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/if-you-are-missing-your-thread?page=6 ).  

My challenge ,which is open to all users of chess.com , is open and will be open for everyone to try for my whole life. I know NOBODY will ever get this challenge fulfilled.

So what is this challenge I speak of? 

As you may know, chess.com forums have 3 trending thread for every topic they display:

They are ranked in most recent down but only the 3 most recent are shown.

My challenge:

There are 20 topics excluding the daily puzzle (Normal members cannot post threads in that topic) and there are 3 trending threads per topic. My challenge is for a member to have 3 X 20 = 60 threads with all being in the trending section of every topic AT THE SAME TIME while being on topic with the section they are posted in. Accomplishing this feat will give you a free 1 year diamond membership! 

The Rules:

1.) The threads must be relevant to their topics

2.) There must be atleast one post from someone other than yourself in that thread which is on topic

3.) The last post must be someone other than you half of the time

4.) Victories must have proof shown in the form of screenshots of each trending section

5.)  Forging victory evidence will result in being exempted from the challenge

Dated: October 26th, 2018 AD 

you must have had a lot of time to make this...

How to document the completion of the challenge?

You must take a screenshot (Multiple screenshots will be necessary to show all of the topics) and post them here. You can learn how to take a screenshot by following the steps below:

Windows Users

Go to the search bar or magnifying glass icon in the bottom left corner of your screen:

Next type in "Snipping Tool":

Then click on the icon and follow the easy steps.

Android Users

Taking a screenshot varies from device to device so you will have to google "[Device name] screenshot"

IOS Users

To take a screenshot click the home and power keys together

MAC OS (Apple computers)

Too bad, I dont know how. You will have to search it up yourself sorry.

Linux Users

How to take a screenshot varies depending on what version of software you have. If you are smart enough to run Linux you should probably already know how to take a screenshot.

Actually the first time I did it SOMEBODY (Cough, cough I know is reading this) got it deleted. I had to rewrite it. The first time it took an hour the second time it took a bit shorter time because I already had everything planned out. This version is shorter however because I forgot some small details due to a special someone on this site. Cough cough! Ah I need some cough drops. 

Do you accept the challenge?

I'm not going to ask you because you only have 2 threads in existence.

sure ill accept. don't have too much time. I HATE HIGH SCHOOL

Hmm, that's interesting... but would be hard to do at the same time because different forums move at different paces. For example no one has posted in scholastic chess in 4 days.

I'd do some research and what's been popular in the past and don't be afraid of re-hashing that stuff (along with any interesting topic you can come up with).

No one sentence crap, make some good posts.

Maybe at least 5 for each, so that will be minimum 100 topics.

Then pick a peak time (maybe on the weekend when it's afternoon in the USA?)

And copy/save all 100 into a blog or text file or something. That way when you start posting your 100 topics you can just copy and paste them so they go live at roughly the same time.

That'd be my basic strategy.

I accept.

To try the challenge.

do you accept? Or are you scared?

Then accept the challenge.

I changed the rewards. Now it is a 1 year diamond membership

ok. Good luck in the challenge friends.

hmmmmmmm

Waiting for someone to respond "on topic" after all that work would be something out of your control. Just pay the $99 if you want a diamond membership. We should start seeing a lot of posts about Magnus soon. 

Don’t make me pull out the fox...

I am trying my own challenge.

I have control over the off-topic and opening. Need to come up with some General.