<-- me
cluck cluck *eats orange*
It's International Banana Month!
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Oct 12, 2020
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#3
lol
BTW change "type 2 diabetes" to "two types of diabetes"
I think that's funnier.
Bawk “eats a tasty grapefruit”
Beanbag?
King grapfuit aka George also general banana was called George
Oct 12, 2020
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#7
btw I contacted the mini hvenki company and I still haven't gotten my XS mini hvenki. Want another sticker?
yay bana(na) month 
Oct 12, 2020
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#9
Can you tell me how you manufactured the mini hvenkis so I can make my own?
hvenki wrote:
General banana was the almighty jeff obviously
Yea and many years later president abraham banana met Johnny Bananaseed right?
Fun Fact: Spanish flu wasn't originated in spain
<---- me eating grapefruits
Oct 12, 2020
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#17
hvenki wrote:
no banana deserves that! Maybe an apple though
Pie us with fresh-out-of-the-oven apple pie and force us to memorize 1 billion digits of pi and if we don't we spend eternity as an annoying orange
Woah, that's uh.. something?
This holiday was originally formed by Derrick Von Twinkle-Toes III when the banana army gave independence to America in 1776 and fought the citrus army(lead by king grapefruit II) leading to a crushing victory.
On the holiday it is customary to dress up in a banana costume and cluck like a chicken for us bananas amusement, you shall then feast on citrus fruits around the world.
Faliure to comply shall result in:
1. Scurvy
2. not just type 2 but 2 types of diabetes
3. Complete memory loss and a sudden addiction to porn
4. Spanish flu
5. Autism
6. Dysitary
7. Hives
For anyone who is a citrus fruit of any sort, leave and never come back.