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It's International Banana Month!
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hvenki wrote:
This holiday was originally formed by Derrick Von Twinkle-Toes III when the banana army gave independence to America in 1776 and fought the citrus army(lead by king grapefruit II) leading to a crushing victory.
On the holiday it is customary to dress up in a banana costume and cluck like a chicken for us bananas amusement, you shall then feast on citrus fruits around the world.
Faliure to comply shall result in:
1. Scurvy
2. not just type 2 but 2 types of diabetes
3. Complete memory loss and a sudden addiction to porn
4. Spanish flu
5. Autism
6. Dysitary
7. Hives
For anyone who is a citrus fruit of any sort, leave and never come back.
wait what if i already have all those problems?
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