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dagger_king

why can't a cycle stand by its own

becuz it was two-tired

dagger_king

2 trolls were talking in a bar

the first troll said that he had defeated a elephant single handedly

the second troll said that wow! this leaves me breathless

the first troll said thank god

i didn't want to smell your breath anyway

you just ate onion and garlic soup

CannedAsparagus

What did the alcoholic ghost say?

I'm just here for the boos.

snoozyman
Why don’t balloons do drugs?


Because they’re scared they’ll get too high and get busted
rmc123456

"I'm sorry", says the barman, "we don't serve time travellers in here".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A time traveller walks into a bar.