Jokes eternity: the sequel
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That moment when Dwayne Johnson and The Rock finally meet...
Feb 11, 2019
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Trump vs McMahon part 2. Would McMahon get his revenge and have Trump's hair shaved bald?
Yes
Feb 12, 2019
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I'm banker for all bets McMahon wins. McMahon's wrestlers are no match for Trump's Secret Service. Guns > Muscles
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Feb 18, 2019
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There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
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That one was GOOD!
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Example:
(Us-Mexican border)
Guard: papers?
Guy: scissors
Guard: @#&$! Go through
Guy; gracias