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Season 2 Episode 10

Yay

Why am I doing this.

so anyways

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[Precredits] 

Idea by Hypermuddish

Written by Hypermuddish

DISCLAIMER:

This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.

NOTICE: MOST OF SEASON 2 (EPISODES 11-20) WILL BE TOLD FROM SHELDON'S POINT OF VIEW.

Episode 20 lol

Monday 8:50 PM

We are so totally totally screwed. Thirst Man was bringing an entire army or zombies to attack us ☹. They also had Bubgi but he was a nooob with three o’s and a huge rat robot but I’m guessing he’s also a noooob with four o’s.

The intercom said that those who want to fight can fight against the army but others can sleep or something because it’s night. I chose to fight because I could farm exp from the weaker zombies and more cool stuff. I walked around and I saw Dela waving her hands around.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

“I’m making a reinforced flare shield which will damage the zombies if they get too close,” she said.

“Cool.”

It was true. A dumb zombie ran towards us and then burned up.

I teleported over to the Main Lobby, and there was a huge ship, the “USSR Soviet Power”, stuck in the ceiling. I heard Lenin walk besides me.

“Hey, that’s an Earthling ship! IT’S A SOVIET SHIP!!! WE’RE SAVED!!” he shouted as he danced around.

“What’s that?” I asked.

“When I saw the zombies I called for backup from my home, Soviet Russia. Now they have arrived!!”

A hatch opened up and people started spilling out. Not only people. There were also potatoes and a cat.

I scanned our backup and Mind Assistant began spewing info.

Army Name: Soviet Army

Army Size: Large

Army info: Very powerful, with meta classes and watch out for that guy Ghjkl. He is the most powerful guy here.

Army guys:

-Potato Squadron

-Bob the Potato & Farmer Jeff

-Cat Joot & Farmerman

-Ghjkl

-Rasputin

-Combat Expert

-Russian Man

-Dimitri

-Igor

-Pavel

-Soviet Commander

-Soviet army

-Grassputin

-Random Dude

Well, that’s cool. These guys seem pretty OP so they will be a good teammate.

“Ah, my soviet friends. Long time no see,” said Lenin.

“Hello Lenin,” said Ghjkl.

“Wow, Putin. Did you get even stronger when I was gone?”

“Wait,” I interjected, “That guy’s name isn’t Putin. It’s Ghjkl.”

Ghjkl frowned.

“No, my name is Putin.”

I started crying. The scan can’t be wrong… or could it?

“Or maybe I was adopted and my real name is Ghjkl,” Ghjkl laughed, “after all this I wouldn’t even be surprised.”

“Wow you’re a really good guesser,” said Teebs who had somehow appeared out of nowhere.

“What??????”

“Yeah. You’re name is Ghjkl and you’re adopted and you are a Burst Harnesser which means you are supa OP and you’re supposed to be the Guardian and Zodiac told me not to tell you this but hah- wait. Oops.”

Teebs ran away crying about how he was going to be punished for no ice cream for a week.

“Well, that was weird. Do you think he was telling the truth?” Ghjkl asked.

“Teebs usually is the one to play pranks but I could tell he was pretty serious this time. You should talk to Zodiac, the guy over there,” I said, pointing to Zodiac.

Ghjkl teleported there and began talking with Zodiac.

Rasputin walked over to me.

“Hey, aren’t you that guy who saved us from the Meganuke?” he asked.

I remembered that. Some creepy guys launched a big bomb at Soviet Russia and I threw the bomb back that them. It was cool.

“Uh, yeah.” I responded.

“Cool. By the way, I don’t think you have met my son Grassputin yet.”

A kid with one shoe walked out from behind Rasputin.

“He is a child prodigy, a powerful Floramancer at the age of 9. He will assist us in the battle. I tried to convince him not to risk his life but he was stubborn,” explained Rasputin.

I shook Grassputin’s hand and immediately a bunch of vines grew all over my hand.

“Oops. Sorry, sir.” Said Grassputin.

“He can’t really control his powers yet,” whispered Rasputin.

I burned the vines off of my hand and continued to look at the Soviet Army.

There were a bunch of small potatoes, and also a huge potato who was bigger than me.

There was also the cat I saw, and now for some reason I sensed a huge ton of Chromesteel in his body. Nobody knows why.

A fat guy came up to me.

“Hello Sheldon,” he said.

“Uh, hey. Who are you and why are there people here?” I asked.

“My name is Random Dude. My parents were mean for naming me Random but I guess I can’t complain because I once knew a guy named Body Pillow. So anyway, consider this a repayment for the time you saved us from the Meganuke.” The fat guy walked away over to the rest of the people.

I teleported outside again, and the force field was wearing out. Zombies were attacking it with everything they had, and I saw a few cracks already. Then I had the greatest idea in the history of the existence of the existence of the history of great ideas.

I’m about to do a Pro Psychological Warfare move.

Monday 9:15 PM

I teleported into the middle of the zombie army and dropped a bunch of 🅱obux, and teleported back. Immediately the zombies began to rush to the area to get all the 🅱obux, killing a bunch of their own every second. This was legendary.

But then Thirst Man did some magnet trick and all the 🅱obux flew up to his hand. He glared at me and threw a 🅱obux at my head so hard it crashed through the force field and knocked me back a few yards. I laughed at how hard Thirst Man was raging, but that was a mistake because he raged even harder and did a super attack and blew up the entire force field. Oops. The zombies charged forward and I saw an army of people run out of the IAGA. It was absolute chaos. I jumped down from the roof but a giant zombie caught me in its hand.

WHY DO I HAVE TO ALWAYS BE SO UNLUCKY BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The zombie ate me. Well, not actually. I hung onto the inside of his mouth and then I had the second greatest idea in the history of the existence of the existence of the history of great ideas. I activated my Neuromancer powers and I began mind controlling the zombie. I poked a small hole in its lip so I could peek out. My zombie started to punch and stomp on the other zombies, who didn’t know what was coming. It was all fun and games until my zombie’s head exploded. I jumped out, and ghjkl was standing there looking all guilty.

“Oops. Sorry bro, I didn’t know you were controlling that one,” he said.

“It’s all good. By the way, do you have any special powers? Like, extra ones as the Guardian?” I asked.

“Yeah, Zodiac told me all about it. Apparently the Burst Harnessers form a synergy where Mort is the Offensive Push, Teebs is the Support, Dela is the Healer/Crowd control, Zodiac is the ranged attack, and I’m supposed to be the Tank, which means I soak up all the damage. But too bad I can’t summon the Guardian Shield yet.”

And then he waved his hands around and accidently summoned the Guardian Shield.

We both stared at it in silence. Then a super ripped zombie with muscles all over his body and head charged at us and tried to punch us.

Ghjkl put up his shield the Muscle Zombie just bounced up.

The Muscle Zombie got back up and punched the shield multiple times but to no success.

“Is it supposed to be this strong?” Ghjkl asked. “The Shield, I mean.”

“Probably. I heard it gets stronger when you get stronger.”

“Cool.”

I went all shiny æian and then I did a Mexican Jumping Laser which completely decimated the Muscle Zombie and all the other ones near us. Suddenly my Mind Assistant radar went off.

“WARNING: BOSS: SUPER ZOMBIE” it beeped in my mind.

Wait. But I see no-

I was cut short by something that slammed into my and sent me up flying in space.

I looked down, and there was zombie with dark energy all around it. And it also had glowy eyes. Which was not good.

“Hey Mind Assistant. Are there any other moves I can use in this form?” I thought.

“Yes, sure. Generating movelist..”

-Mexican Jumping Laser

-Chrono Shield

-Blaze

-Aqua

-Herb

-Volt

-Pulse

-Ultra Blast

-Ultra Strike

-Super Mega OP æian thingie attack

-Fusion

-Generate Blade

-Generate Gun

-Siphon

-Poly

-Polyurethane

-Ibuprofen

[Generate more?]

Dang. That was a lot of attack choices. I’ll go with the Chrono Shield. I formed a fluorescent shield that had a clock symbol on it in my hands and then I pointed it downwards. The Super Zombie shot an energy ray at me but the Chrono Shield absorbed all of the damage. And that wasn’t even the cool part yet. When it made contact with the Super Zombie, it slowed it down a lot. Like, a lot. The Super Zombie was barely moving.

I decided to finish him off with a Super Mega OP æian thingie attack, but when I tried to use it there was a notification that said “Skill Locked”. So I just decided to stick with a trusty Ultra Strike.

I jumped in the air and did an Ultra Strike onto the ground. Then part of the IAGA planet exploded. There was an intense shockwave of Pure Energy that killed, like, half of the zombie army. I was gaining so much exp the “ding!” sound of a level up was spammed and was breaking my eardrums.

Then I noticed how tired I was. The attack had left me with almost no energy left. I closed my eyes.

Intermission

“What the heck was that?” asked Pavel.

“I think it was Sheldon,” said Dubynin.

Indeed it was. Now there was a huge crater in the ground, and a large chunk of the zombie army was killed.

Putin, or Ghjkl as most of the people have now come to know him as, saw a limp glowing body plummet towards the ground. It was Sheldon. Ghjkl teleported there and caught Sheldon, and lowered him safely to the ground. He teleported Sheldon over to the Medical Barracks that Bob the Builder built for healing and recovery.

Bob the Builder didn’t have any fighting powers, so he helped build buildings and siege weapons for the IAGA and Soviet side. He was just done designing the new weapon, the Meteor Yeeter 9014. It was a version of the Tato Yeeter 9104, but this one was sturdier and was supposed to throw space rocks.

“Let’s test it out,” an engineer said.

Bob pressed a button and then a Meteor was summoned on top of the machine. The arm of the machine bent back, and then it threw the meteor with such force that it went flying all the way into the space above.

“Oops, let’s try to lower the power next time,” Bob laughed.

Florida Man was close to breaking his current power cap and evolving.

“How many more?” FBI asked as he Chain Lightning’d a group of zombies.

“Only 2. That will be easy,” Florida said.

He teleported over to a zombie, grabbed it, and threw it on another, killing them both. Suddenly, he was enveloped by a bright light.

Ligma was fighting 1v1 against a boss laser zombie. It shapeshifted to look like a zombie version of Ligma with 4 laser sabers.

Ligma did a Strike Pulse and the zombie died with a huge hole in its chest.

The Potato Squadron was facing off against a huge horde of zombies. The potatoes were armed with USSR-39s, an submachine gun with a unique rubbery surface at the tip which gives the bullets a flaming aura. They proved to be very useful against the highly flammable zombies, as the potatoes had little to no trouble defeating them.

Somehow Farmerman had lost Cat Joot in the midst of the battle. Cat Joot wasn’t dead, he was just nowhere to be seen.

Farmerman pulled out his rake and drank a buffing potion made by the soviet Potions Master, Igor.

His body immediately buzzed with power, and he ran forward looking for Cat Joot while killing every zombie who tried to stop him.

“Joot?” He called. “Oh no…”

He saw Cat Joot being held by a gigantic zombie. But this was no giant zombie. It had a weird huge glass container on its back filled with bubbling green liquid. It was the Bioweapon Zombie, one of the strongest and most dangerous in the entire army.

Farmerman hit the Bioweapon Zombie on the foot with the rake, but the rake broke. The Bioweapon Zombie kicked Farmerman and he got knocked back.

He spoke over the intercom Goose had gave everyone on their side.

“Uh, need some help at the west battlefield, location 14.”

“I’m on my way,” Zodiac responded.

A few seconds later, Zodiac teleported next to Farmerman. He gaped at the Bioweapon and teleported away before he would be crushed by an Acid Spray attack.

Then Zodiac reached his hand onto his Summoning Stone belt and pulled out a dark blue stone with root-like black markings.

It flashed a few times before turning into a huge squid thing.

“The Kraken. It’s one of my most powerful creatures so if it’s defeated I’ll be almost useless,” Zodiac explained.

Kraken tried to wrap his tentacles around the Bioweapon Zombie but it was simply too powerful, and punched Kraken into the air.

“I think it’s the radioactive tank on its back that gives it powers,” murmured Farmerman.

“Yep, just what I thought,” Zodiac said. “Kraken, aim for its back!”

Kraken gave a slight nod of its gigantic head and then shot a Gunk Explosion at the Bioweapon Zombie. Having its face covered in sticky goo, it was unable to see and was desperately trying to claw the stuff off.

Kraken then jumped off of the ground with astonishing power, using all of its tentacles to push itself up.

As it fell, Kraken latched his tentacles around the Bioweapon Zombie and repeatedly smashed the glass tank with its head until it exploded and all of the radioactive stuff spilled out.

Bioweapon Zombie then shrank to a normal zombie, which collapsed due to energy overexertion.

“Nice one, Kraken. You deserve a good rest,” Zodiac Smiled.

Kraken closed its eyes and transformed back into the stone, which zinged back into Zodiac’s hand.

“Where do your creatures go when they are in the stone?” asked Farmerman.

“Nobody knows. But they seem to enjoy it a lot, and it heals their injuries quickly and restores their energy.”

Monday 11:00 PM

I woke up in the infirmary.

Wait no, this isn’t the infirmary.

I woke up in a medical tent, and there were a few other injured people in the beds beside me. I sat up, and somehow I had gained all of my energy back.

“You’re surprised how you have so much energy, eh?” asked a nurse as she walked around the corner.

“Yeah,” I said.

“Once in a while Dubynin and Rasputin come in the medical centers and heal everyone. They are both support types so they don’t fight as much. You can leave now if you want.”

“Ok.” I teleported outside and the battle was still raging on.

Then suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a scientist whispering to a Mugen. A robot. Sus. I ran after them (teleporting is exhausting) and then they began running away. I chased them into the IAGA and down a dark hallway. It was dead end, so they were trapped.

“Leave us, or you will die,” the scientist threatened menacingly.

“Haha what? Tell me why you are talking to this crazy robot and patient abductor,” I said.

“You underestimate us. Now.”

Then a bunch of Mugen dropped from behind. I was surrounded.

“Bro… that’s playing dirty,” I complained.

The scientist laughed evilly.

“Di-“

He was cut short by a fist to the back of the head, knocking him out.

Before the other Mugen could process what happened, they all collapsed into pieces.

My savior walked into view.

“JM???” I said, surprised.

“Ye. I’ve been following these sus scientists for a while now. Now I know for proof they are the ones behind the Mugen. You can go back to the main battle now. I’ll study this further.”

I teleported back to the battlefield but the I tripped on a rock.

Intermission

Dimitri, the Soviet warrior, had recently evolved into a Shinobi. This new class had dramatically increased his agility stat so almost no zombie was able to land a hit on him. He was only able to evolve into a Lost Class because the Soviet Union had discovered this weird runestone that enabled them to.

Some others, even though they had leveled up enough, had chosen to stay their class, such as the Enable-7 Nukeshooter.

Meanwhile, Goose was locked in combat with a Techno Zombie, who had a bunch of shiny armor on him that made him hard to deal damage on. Goose was in his Battle Mech, which he just finished building right before the battle.

They both exchanged blows with Chromesteel fists, but their armor was just too powerful. Goose smiled and pushed a button.

Rocket launchers appeared on top of the Battle Mech’s arms and fired an RPG missile.

The Techno Zombie exploded, only leaving behind a few screws and lightbulbs.

Then a Muscle Zombie sneaked up behind Goose and put him in a headlock. The Battle Mech was malfunctioning and Goose had nowhere to go.

There was a sudden strong blast of wind, and then the Muscle Zombie’s arms went limp and slid off of the sleek shell of the Battle Mech. Goose turned around and saw the Muscle Zombie, cut clean in half.

Lenin was standing over its dead body, holding a gigantic sword similar to his friend JM’s, but longer and skinnier, more like a sword than a hammer.

“H-h-how…” Goose stuttered.

“It’s one of the perks to being an Enabled Dragon Slayer class,” Lenin grinned.

Meanwhile, Thirst Man was summoning more and more zombies with Bubgi.

“Bro stop making more zombies this isn’t fair at all dude,” said a voice who was hiding behind a rock.

“SHUT UP” hissed another voice.

“Sorry, it’s just that it’s not fair.”

Thirst man blasted the rock apart to reveal Mortallus, Dela, Ghjkl/Putin, and Le Teebs Of Le Nineteen Worlds. Yes, that was his full name. But everyone calls him Teebs for short because Le Teebs Of Le Nineteen Worlds is too long.

“LE TEEBS OF LE NINETEEN WORLDS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!” Mort raged.

“I dunno man, and why you gotta call me by my full name?” Teebs said.

“GAH!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LAUNCH A SURPRISE ATTACK ON HIM!!!”

“I saw you from miles away, weaklings,” said Thirst Man calmly.

A ring of zombies surrounded them but Dela did a Meteor strike and killed them.

“Not bad, you noobs have grown stronger than last time,” Thirst man commented. Then his eyes went wide.
“YOU??!?!?!?!?!?!” he screeched. “I KILLED YOU!!!! I SAW YOU DIE WITH MY OWN EYES!!!! HOW?!?!?!?!?!?! BRO!!!!!?!?!?!!!!” he raged as he pointed at Ghjkl.

“Me? You never killed me, and I never died. Maybe you got the wrong guy,” said Ghjkl.

“Wait a minute. No. You aren’t that guy I killed. Yeah. You’re way too SMALL.”

“Ok I’ll try not to take that as an insult.”

“Ok yeah I’m right. The other guy had a cool beard and he was like totally buff and stuff.”

“Bro." then Ghjkl turned to the other Burst Harnessers. “Are you sure this is like the totally OP boss evil guy you were talking about? He IS kinda evil but not really OP bosslike.”

“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO TOTALLY OP BOSSLIKE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Thirst Man screamed. “GO GET EM, RAT-BEAST!!!!”

Rat-Beast scrambled out from behind and leapt onto Teebs, who tried to shake him off.

Monday 12:10 AM

It’s basically midnight now. Bruh.

I farmed a bunch of more zombies, but their army didn’t seem to be growing smaller. I traced down their spawning over to a weird pedestal thing that Bubgi was standing on.

“Bro stop spawning all these zombies,” I said.

“Ok.” Said Bubgi as he turned off the pedestal thing and the light dimmed down.

“Uhhh what? You’re joking right?”

“No. I actually have no idea why I’m doing such an evil thing,” he said. He was looking genuinely sad so I got suspicious.

“But you’re like, super maniacal and stuff. You cut in the pizza line and you killed a ninja boss and escape from jail.”

Bubgi looked like he was about to cry.

“Yes, I do recall small parts of it. But I myself didn’t do it. My vision turned red, and I couldn’t control myself. My mind was filled with rage I didn’t want there, and only after my evil deeds did I snap out of my crazy trance.”

I used my neuromancer skills, and it did seem like he was telling the truth.

“Alright,” I told him. “I’ll send a Mind Message to the others to let you go. You can teleport to our base if you want or something.”

“Thanks.”

I sent the mind message, and true to his word, Bubgi deactivated the machine and zombies stopped spawning.

Then I saw a huge mushroom cloud appear on the other side of the battlefield and I was curious so I teleported there. Florida and FBI were standing there, and stepping on dead zombies which made a squish sound.

“… What happened here?” I asked.

“BRO YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT,” said FBI. “His new class type is super duper OP confirmed.”

“What is it?” I asked Florida.

“I dunno,” he said.

He did look different, though.

The class upgrade gave him a cool cloak, laser eyes, and his skin was like super ghostly and translucent and stuff.

“Well, we’ll have to ask Goose later I guess.”

Monday 12:30 AM

Nononononononononono.

This was super duper super sovietuper bad.

This is what happened: We teleported to where FBI says he sensed an mass energy outbreak.

Turns out, it was where

1. Thirst Man was
2. Some stupid rat guy killing Teebs
3. Dela is unconscious/dead from being pummeled by an OP zombie
4. Ghjkl was almost killed by the OP zombie
5. Mort trapped by the OP zombie
6. Zodiac nowhere to be seen

So in conclusion, this was super duper super sovietuper bad.

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, something good actually happened.

Dubynin teleported here out of nowhere and intercepted a blow from the OP zombie. He then grabbed Dela and teleported her with him to far away, where he began to put healing spells.

The OP zombie roared and dropped Ghjkl and Mort.

“Haha noobs. You’re gonna get absolutely REKT by my LEGENDARY MEGA ZOMBIE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOOBLINGS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BRO BRO BRO NOOBLINGS AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!” Thirst Man laughed hysterically.

“Why is Thirst Man so weird?” I asked Ghjkl.

“I dunno,” he said weakly, “he’s just a weird guy.”

Then something weird happened.

Thirst Man blinked rapidly, and he looked shocked.

“Sheldon? Why are you here- why am I surrounded by zombie-“ he was cut off when a bunch of red tendrils went around him and into his brain.

“SO ANYWAY, MY MEGA ZOMBIE IS GONNA KILL YOU NOOBS OK????” he shouted.

Wait a minute.

Waaaaaaiiiit a minute.

I had a very interesting theory, but I had to focus now.

Then Dubynin teleported back with Dela who was fully healed now, then she healed Ghjkl, Mort, and Teebs.

The Mega Zombie apparently got mad that all his damage was wasted so he charged at Dela, who blasted him with a Solar Beam which sent the Mega Zombie tumbling backwards.

Rat-Beast raged.

“YOU WILL ALL DIE TO ME!!!!” he screeched as he began holding up a weird red stone in his hand.

The stone began pulsating brighter and brighter until something happened that you wouldn’t believe happened.

Monday 12:45 AM

Thirst Man did a Laser Beam and totally decimated Rat-Beast, but somehow the red stone was completely unharmed.

Thirst Man picked up the stone and put it in his pocket.

“Bro what’d you do that for? He was on your team,” I said.

“Nunya,” said Thirst Man.

“What’s Nunya?”

“Nunya Biznis haha get rekt.”

Ouch.

I got verbally rekt so bad my health bar actually dropped a bit.

“HEY THAT’S MY ROCK!!!” Teebs shouted.

“Huh?” said Thirst Man.

“YEAH!!!! IT WAS IN MY ROCK COLLECTION!!! THEN SOMEONE STOLE IT AND THEN SOMEHOW AFTER ALL THIS TIME IT WENT TO YOU!!!!”

“The IAGA scientists stole it from you.”

“What????? I thought IAGA were good guys.”

“The scientists are revolting against them lol. If one gets ahold of this stone, they will become like super OP. Except for you, Sheldon. You would die a slow painful death.”

I gulped. Teebs looked shocked.

“Did you just realize how much of their plans you just exposed?” Dubynin asked.

“Yeah. But I have a grudge against those guys so I won’t mind if you kill them,” Thirst Man shrugged. “Anyway, Mega Zombie. Attack them already!!!”

Monday 12:55 AM

The Mega Zombie stomped the ground and it created a bunch of earthquake tremors that knocked most of us off of our feet. Dela and Thirst Man were hovering so it didn’t affect them.

The Mega Zombie then did an Energy Beam at the ground, which resulted in a combo attack which sent huge chunks of rock with us on them flying into the air. Mort made a soft cushion that we landed on, but immediately the Mega Zombie then attempted to punch Mort and it was only Ghjkl’s supercharged shield that saved him.

Then the Mega Zombie broke off a piece of the ground and lobbed it at me, and I didn’t react fast enough so I was trapped under it.

I started to dig underneath, hoping to pop out behind the Mega Zombie. I continued digging for a while until I switched to tunneling upwards. But right when I popped out of my tunnel, the Mega Zombie hit my head so I crashed down again. Then I had the legendariest idea of all legendary ideas.

I dug straight down at a rapid pace until I hit the inside shell of the planet. As expected, it was all lava down there so I speedbuilt some sort of vertical canal for the lava to travel through. I then teleported out and then grabbed a rock and flung it at the Mega Zombie, which hit him on the head so he got supa angry at me.

He charged at me, but at that exact moment lava shot out of the hole like a geyser, which pushed the Mega Zombie really high into the air.

I then created a bunch of storms plus a mind net plus sticky goos to trap the Mega Zombie in the air.

“Well, that was easy,” said Teebs.

“I know, right?” I said.

“NOOOOO!!!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR BRO!!!!” screamed Thirst Man. He shot a laser beam at the Mega Zombie, which somehow powered him up. The Mega Zombie broke free of the trap and landed on the ground, making a small earthquake.

“Oh no.”

The Mega Zombie began charging up a mega blast. It got brighter and brighter until… there was a humongous explosion of dark matter the Mega Zombie’s head rolled off. There were dark particles everywhere floating in the air.

And someone was limping towards us. What. WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT.

It was Pro. And part of his right arm was like literally melting. Like it was covered in this weird blackish stuff that dripped off. He was holding something too. A jet black sword with a few brown specks. And part of it was drenched in green zombie blood. Then he collapsed, unconscious.

“Bro is that…” Teebs began to say.

“It is. This is a disgusting weapon. We will keep it so nobody can access this power… and hurt themselves as a result,” said Mort.

He teleported the weird sword somewhere else.

“What was that?” I asked.

“The sword Pro was holding is called the Myyrdom blade, and it is infamous for being an evil weapon. And also an insanely buff weapon. I had no idea how Pro got ahold of it, but when one uses an attack with it, the sword depletes some of their life force,” explained Mort.

“Dang bro, that’s pretty evil.”

“I know, right?”

Tuesday 1:45 AM

Thirst Man got super angry.

“BRO STOP TALKING!!!!!” he shouted. He shot an energy blast that exploded us all and scattered us into different places. I landed in the middle of a group of zombies, and they all turned towards me.

I activated my æian powers and attempted to use one of my new powers, Fusion. Some next appeared.

“Please select up to 3 attacks you want to fuse.”

3 attacks? Alright.

I chose to fuse some new attacks I learned while farming mobs on other planets: Vines, Fissure, and Sharpness.

“FUSION ATTACK!” I shouted. A huge fissure opened up in the ground, and vines with spikes reached out and grabbed zombies to their doom.

Fusion is officially OP.

I used Mind Assistant to lock onto Thirst Man.

“Your target is at the orange circle,” beeped Mind Assistant.

Cool.

The zombies were easy, almost effortless, to kill now. I was gaining exp super quickly so I was hoping I might unlock new skills. I was near Thirst Man now. Only about a few thousand meters left. Then I remembered something.

One time when I was still at Old Man Trump’s place, I killed a rapid bird beast. I learned a skill called Speed from it, and I used it right now. I got a massive burst of speed, and I cut through the lines of the zombies without needing to eliminate any of them.

When I finally reached Thirst Man, a bunch of people were teaming him. I saw Florida, Lenin, Ligma, FBI, and lots of more. Thirst Man aimed a fireball at Mort, who rolled out of the way. Then he shot a few air pads into empty space, and then Lenin jumped up on the air pads and hit Thirst Man with a downward strike.

There were crazy combo attacks, tons of damage dealt, and I saw a tiny sliver of hope that we might actually defeat Thirst Man today.

I shot an electric net at Thirst Man, and Florida dashed at the temporarily paralyzed Thirst Man and punched him in the stomach so hard that Thirst Man was knocked back a few meters. He stood up and clenched his fist. Tendrils of energy snaked up along his body, and met together on his forehead, creating a weird symbol.

Oh no. I knew what this is. I knew what this meant.

Thirst Man was an æian. A powerful one.

Intermission

“The heck?” said Lenin.

“W-w-w-w-what????” Dubynin sputtered. “No way bro. No way.”

“Way,” Mort interjected. “I have no idea how, but somehow this is actually happening. I wouldn’t even be surprised if he was Full Power. He is pretty much a legend, after all.”

Then Sheldon bent down to his knees. He seemed like he was struggling. He tried to get up, but instead, he toppled over.

Then Mort felt it too. It felt like something was drawing away his life force from him.

“He’s taking our liquids!” FBI shouted.

As the Soviets and the IAGA people grew weaker, Thirst Man appeared to get brighter and more radiant.

Meanwhile, Zodiac was still battling against a horde of zombies. He grabbed a whitish-transparent summoning stone and threw it onto the ground. It morphed into a ghost, who turned all the zombies to dust.

Then Zodiac sensed something. Somewhere on the other side of the battlefield. He didn’t know what it was, he just knew he had to get there quick. As quick as he could.

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a safe. He unlocked the safe by pressing the legendary 5-number sequence: 6-9-4-2-0. And inside the safe was a golden summoning stone.

Zodiac took it out.

This stone was his most powerful summoning stone by far. He hadn’t felt the need to use it for over a thousand years.

He tossed into the air. The summoning process began as it began morphing.

Tuesday 2:20 AM

I was dying and I was totally sure of it.

Thirst Man was taking my liquids away from me.

I couldn’t take this much longer. Every part of my body felt like it was on fire. Or it was just really dry, being deprived of my liquids.

Then a huge laser blast thing hit Thirst Man, breaking his focus. That meant the energy I had left could still be used. I tilted my head over. The laser thing was coming from… Zodiac?? Zodiac was standing on top of a crazy OP looking dragon guy.

The dragon guy had Tetronite plates all over his body and super sharp claws and huge golden wings and its entire body was pretty much golden and shiny.

By the way Tetronite is the strongest substance anyone knows about. Seriously bro. It makes Chromesteel feel like flimsy plastics. I never talked about it only because I never saw the stuff before.

I used my Mind Analysis to find out what the heck that OP guy was.

“Loading analysis,” said Mind assistant.

Name: King Hypergemedon

Species: Iugemedon

Type: Very powerful ally

Extra info: The king of the insanely powerful Iugemedon Clan. It’s greatest aspect is its armor, which have proven to be literally indestructible over the ages. If you’re fighting him, you’re screwed unless you’re a high tier æian. If he’s fighting alongside you, chances are that he’s gonna carry you to victory gg ez.

Ok. I think I recall someone talking about Iugemedons but I forgot.

Thirst Man recovered from the attack and flew towards the King Hypergemedon really quickly and hit him with some random OP attack. When the dust cleared, the King Hypergemedon somehow had a crack in his armor, and Thirst Man was rubbing his hand which was supposedly throbbing with pain.

Thirst Man hit the King Hypergemedon again, sending both of them toppling backwards. Now the King Hypergemedon had a big hole in his armor, exposing a badly bleeding chest and Thirst Man was howling with pain while clutching a limp hand.

Thirst Man raised his other hand and prepared another – probably fatal – attack.

“THIS IS OUR FINAL CHANCE!” Zodiac shouted.

The King Hypergemedon took a deep breath and shot out another laser thing out of his mouth, which disoriented Thirst Man. Then everyone attacked Thirst Man rapidly, which dealt a ton of damage.

Thirst Man did some hand symbols.

“I AM THE AQUA BERSERKER!!” he shouted.

Intermission

The rumbling began. All the liquids Thirst Man ever collected were hovering in a crazy huge aqua ball in the sky. It was so big it took up the space of an entire galaxy and blocked out all light.

“DIE!!!” Thirst Man screamed.

The ball of water began to descend. And at that moment, FBI had a crazy idea. The liquids in the water ball had tons of mixed ions coming from all the places he took the liquids from, making it a natural conductor for electricity.

The ball of water was still descending as everyone looked up at it in fear.

FBI started to charge up Volt, the Ultimate electric type move.

The Ultimate moves are the most powerful moves for each type.

Electricity crackled all around him.

The giant liquid ball was descending quicker now. Almost there.

Tuesday 2:25 AM

My eyes. MY EYES GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is what happened:

Suddenly when we thought we were all screwed, the liquid ball erupted in a crazy shockwave of electricity. Thirst Man, who was right in the middle of the water ball, took most of the damage and was currently fried. And the rest of the water splashed down harmlessly but some of it got in my eyes ☹.

I took the chance while Thirst Man was stunned.

So here’s a fact Goose once told me about æians: Their special æian-only moves don’t have a specific power cap or a strength level, so they get more powerful as you get more powerful AND you can choose how much of your energy you want to use on it. That means I could deal 1 damage with an attack if I wanted to. But in this case, I chose to use all of my remaining energy.

I used my favorite attack of all time: The legendary, Mexican Jumping Laser!!

This time was different. It would be exponentially more powerful than the one I did back at the Mugen planet.

A single powerful laser hit Thirst Man, leaving a burning scar on his body.

Then a couple more hit him. A weird thing I noticed was that Thirst Man had no blood. Like for example when a jumping laser chopped his arm off it was just a solid color with nothing else, like the inside of a wooden block.

After all of the normal lasers finished hitting Thirst Man, he looked like some weird dog toy because he had no limbs left. The final superpowered laser then hit him, which caused a massive explosion.

Tuesday 2:40 AM

There was nothing left of Thirst Man. There was just a random guy and a creepy dark shadowish guy in his place.

Oh no.

The attack had been more powerful than I thought. All the zombies were dead, and everyone from the Soviet and IAGA army were unconscious. Just me and those 2 guys. Well, the random guy wasn’t moving so I guess it was just me and the creepy dark shadowish guy.

The creepy guy screamed in rage and teleported over to me and started to choke me. His voice sounded really weird.

“HOW DID YOU DEFEAT THE THIRST MAN????” he screamed.

“I dunno, man,” I said.

The creepy scrunched up his face, making him look even creepier.

“I HAVE NO ENERGY CURRENTLY, BUT I WILL BE BACK TO DESTRO YOU!!!!” he raged. Then he teleported away to somewhere.

All the other guys weren’t away and I had nothing to do so I just laid down to sleep, but before I could sleep I heard a huge explosion sound.

“Wha…” I whispered to myself as I got up slowly. Then I almost choked when I saw what it was.

The IAGA… it wasn’t the IAGA at all. It had somehow transformed into a giant robot.

“MIND ASSISTANT TELL ME WHAT THE HECK THAT THING IS RIGHT NOW,” I thought frantically.

“Ok,” said Mind Assistant.

Name: The Illuminati Army Ginormous Augment, or I.A.G.A, robot.

Species: Bionic

Type: Very dangerous enemy

More info: Owned by the Illuminati Project, based up of the scientists of the IAGA school.

Then rockets appeared on the back of the IAGA robot and it blasted off.

So I went to sleep again because that was weird.

Tuesday 10:40 AM

I woke up on the battlefield. The sun was shining again, and the others were standing around me, unsure of what to do.

“Have you seen the IAGA building?” Headmaster Nectar asked as he approached me.

I explained what happened, but I left out the part about the creepy guy though.

“Ah. So the scientists ARE behind this… thank you for the information. I will pass it on to the others.”

I sat down and ate some berries I had in my pocket.

After a while, Ghjkl made an announcement.

“You guys can stay at Soviet Russia since your place is destroyed, but our spaceship is not large enough. Does anyone know how we can work this out?” he asked.

“We have many Speedbuilders, they might be able to add an extension on it,” I said.

“Good idea. Speedbuilders, you can help us make it bigger if you want.”

Bob and some other speedbuilders went up to the ship and began adding more stuff.

Tuesday 11:05 AM

In the span of a few minutes, they added another part to the spaceship, which would hold us IAGA guys.

We boarded onto the spaceship in a single file line.

When I got on, I saw Florida sitting in the corner looking really sad.

“Why are you sad?” I asked him.

“It’s FBI. He sacrificed himself to stun Thirst Man. Rip,” he said sadly.

Then I got really sad too because FBI was my friend.

“Well, I hope he’s in heaven somewhere chilling with Body Pillow,” said Florida.

“Hol up. BODY PILLOW???”

“Yeah, Body Pillow.”

“HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BODY PILLOW??”

“He was my friend, but then he went missing some time. He’s an elementalist so FBI would be great friends with him.”

“Yeah…”

“Well, you know what they say?”

“What?”

Florida smiled.

“When someone dies, they don’t actually die. Soviet power is eternal.”

Epilogue- Part 1

FBI sat up. He was in a weird room, with fires burning all around him and ghosts, zombies, skeletons, and others passing by.

“Where am I…?” FBI asked.

A passing ghost stopped by.

“You’re a newbie, aren’t you?” the ghost said.

“What??”

“Recently died.”

“Yeah, I guess.”

“Cool,” said the ghost. “Let me show you the way to the front desk so they can decide if you’re going to heaven or hell.”

FBI followed the ghost over to a desk where a big guy with a cool hat was sitting.

“Hey Death. Check this newbie,” said the ghost.

The God of Death nodded his head.

He touched a giant finger to FBI’s forehead, nearly knocking him down. Then the God of Death’s eyes went wide.

“HOLY SHELDON, YOU’RE A WAR HERO!” he exclaimed.

‘What?” said the ghost.

“Check this replay bruv!”

A floating screen appeared, and it showed a replay of how FBI sacrificed himself to use the mega Volt.

“Dang… that’s crazy,” said the ghost.

“Alright,” said the God of Death,” free pass to heaven. Take this card for you so you can get a room in the hotel.” He handed FBI a card.

“Wait,” said FBI. “One last question. Did we win?”

“Yeah. Some OP guy named Sheldon finished off the crazy guy.”

FBI breathed a sigh of relief. His sacrifice didn’t go to waste.

“C,mon. Here’s the way to heaven,” said the ghost. They entered a shining doorway, and on the other side was what you would call paradise. Happy dead people strolled in the parks, and there was a huge hotel right in the middle.

When the ghost entered heaven, he took the form of his mortal shape.

FBI gasped when he saw who it was.

“By the way, I haven’t introduced myself yet,” said the ghost. “My name is BP. Body Pillow.”

Epilogue- Part 2

“It’s almost done,” said Scientist Leader.

Below, the Mugen robots were constantly digging at the ground. They were trying to dig out what looked like the tip of a golden pyramid. Some broke when they worked too hard, but the broken Mugen were just replaced by brand new ones.

“Good news sir,” said Mugen Boss. “We have now taken control of the IAGA and brought it to its true form.”

“Did anyone see?” Scientist Leader asked.

“Only some weird guy with brownish hair and weird multicolored eyes and a dark red shirt with gray sleeves and a noob head saying ‘moo’.”

“YOU IDIOT, THAT WAS SHELDON, THE PRIMARY THREAT TO OUR PROJECT!!!”

“Sorry sir. We will eliminate him… whatever it takes.”

Thank you @bean_soup99 + @whisper2016 , co-cameramen!

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power rankings update must happen noweth

ye

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SO EPIC THE CHEESE

oh that was the entity of evil

rip teebs no ice cream

teebs must be sad

Now, quick question. Like, does the IAGA robot count as a thing? and do dead people come back alive, because I kinda need to know that in order to make useful power rankings

y

later

iaga robot is a robot

its possible to put souls in robots to make them a "thing" but robots just get broken when they die and if its not too bad they can get repaired

Interesting, but need to know if I should put down FBI

muddish no ignore i will eyeball reveal or smthn

i read 3 words

yeah do it

epic