life inside a pool float is difficult.

Now before you all say “womp womp”, or something, I should tell my story. When I was 12, I was sleeping, dreaming about “cheesecake land” like a normal pre-teen. But then, in the middle of my sleep, I was awoken by the sunrise at around 6:00 that morning. I knew as soon as I woke up that something wasn’t right, and I realized I was floating in the middle of the pool on a pool float! The area I was in wasn’t recognizable, and I was struggling to even understand what had happened. I checked my swim trunk pockets, and my phone was there. When I opened it, there was a notification from an unknown number that said “if you leave this pool, you will be unable to listen to Ariana grande, or ever see her again.” It was at this point when I was smacking myself uncontrollably, pinching myself, kicking myself, and much more, trying to wake up from such a nightmare. It was at this point where I realized that I had a decision to make, and fast. I could leave this mysterious pool, try to find my way back aimlessly, and never see Ari or listen to her music again. Or, I could spend my life here, with my phone, a charger, and a way to contact Ari and see Ari occasionally. I called my parents, some friends of mine, everyone I knew. I told them what happened, and that I didn’t know where I was at all. They told me I was crazy, and to get back to sleep. I started thinking about how I would be able to get any food or water, and wasn’t sure what to do. But then I remembered that I had shared my location with Ari a few earlier, and that she could track my phone and find where I was. Fortunately for me, I was only a few hours from her home. She came to where I was, gave me a water bottle, a nice meal, a slice of cheesecake, and a kiss on the cheek before saying “everything will be ok, basix”.



And that’s my story. Ari bought a modest house closer to the pool I was imprisoned in, and promised to always be there for me. After years of all of this, I always imagine what would’ve happened if I chose to leave, or if I should today, right now. But I chose to be with eternal sunshine sweetener, who will occasionally float around with me, or just lie in the sun “getting her tan on”. They let me keep my phone, so I have a bit of entertainment while floating around the pool aimlessly. I charge my phone in an outlet slightly outside the pool, and I’ve gained the talent of stretching my arms out over these 2 and half years. I sleep every night, dreaming of cheesecake land, or a world where I could lie down in my bed, sleep, and do whatever I wanted. Still, I’ve found that having Ari stay by my side and never leaving me is better than a life without her, even if that means I don’t have to stay on this pool. I’m forced to use the baby pool as a bathroom, which is truly unfortunate, and I don’t know how many days I left doing so until I have to use a side of the pool. Now, nobody comes to this pool to hang out. They watch from the outside, looking at what I do every day. The mothers of their children say “look, that’s basix the swexy”! People pay $20 just to be able to get a good view sometimes. Some people come inside, have a nice conversation with me, and that’s always nice. The pool company has profited nicely off my imprisonment, and they’ve promised to give me 50% of their earnings if I choose to leave. This pool has become a bit of a national landmark, where people choose to see me every single day. I guess there’s a few upsides to this. They take great pictures of me, that I can further use for pfps. Some of them engage in a nice conversation with me, and I always appreciate anyone stoping by to talk to me and being a water bottle for me. I guess… I realized how much I loved Ari with all of this. I guess that it’s a miracle I can still be with her, and I’m so lucky she’s been by side through all of this. I’m so happy to have her, even if that means I’ll be stuck here talking to you guys forever. I’m so happy to have found this community, and that you support me with all of this. Thank u, next, for everything, and for reading my life story. I love you all.

remembered that I had shared my location with Ari a few earlier, and that she could track my phone and find where I was. Fortunately for me, I was only a few hours from her home. She came to where I was, gave me a water bottle, a nice meal, a slice of cheesecake, and a kiss on the cheek before saying “everything will be ok, basix”.



And that’s my story. Ari bought a modest house closer to the pool I was imprisoned in, and promised to always be there for me. After years of all of this, I always imagine what would’ve happened if I chose to leave, or if I should today, right now. But I chose to be with eternal sunshine sweetener, who will occasionally float around with me, or just lie in the sun “getting her tan on”. They let me keep my phone, so I have a bit of entertainment while floating around the pool aimlessly. I charge my phone in an outlet slightly outside the pool, and I’ve gained the talent of stretching my arms out over these 2 and half years. I sleep every night, dreaming of cheesecake land, or a world where I could lie down in my bed, sleep, and do whatever I wanted. Still, I’ve found that having Ari stay by my side and never leaving me is better than a life without her, even if that means I don’t have to stay on this pool. I’m forced to use the baby pool

as a bathroom, which is truly unfortunate, and I don’t know how many days I left doing so until I have to use a side of the pool. Now, nobody comes to this pool to hang out. They watch from the outside, looking at what I do every day. The mothers of their children say “look, that’s basix the swexy”! People pay $20 just to be able to get a good view sometimes. Some people come inside, have a nice conversation with me, and that’s always nice. The pool company has profited nicely off my imprisonment, and they’ve promised to give me 50% of their earnings if I choose to leave. This pool has become a bit of a national landmark, where people choose to see me every single day. I guess there’s a few upsides to this. They take great pictures of me, that I can further use for pfps. Some of them engage in a nice conversation with me, and I always appreciate anyone stoping by to talk to me and being a water bottle for me. I guess… I realized how much I loved Ari with all of this. I guess that it’s a miracle I can still be with her, and I’m so lucky she’s been by side through all of this. I’m so happy to have her, even if that means I’ll be stuck here talking to you guys forever. I’m so happy to have found this community, and that you support me with all of this. Thank u, next, for everything, and for reading my life story. I love you all.

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Wow. Just... wow. Eternity in floatation as a tourism spot sounds tough. Seriously though, that's some good writing- you practicing for swexy essay writing? Either way, I enjoyed reading.

Basic quite yapping I bet Ai made that for you

Then how do you attend school 💀💀💀

I read it all

#8 school comes to him. Like a field trip, but every day!

Then the boys gonna throw stuff at him

Ai didn’t make this, trust me.

How do you get clean clothes

How did he type all that in 3 minutes!

#11 ari stands behind them with a shotgun, daring them to throw smth at him.

#13 did you not read it? Ari prolly brings a new pair of trunks every day-

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😭

How does he change in privacy 💀💀💀

#14 he wrote it, then copy pasted it into the forums.