(MINECRAFT LORE AGAIN) The First Illager War: Second Battle of Irkasan

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After the decisive naval victory in Eyter Gulf, the Pillager Army's morale raised. This raise in morale fueled the plan for a counterattack: a counterattack to liberate the city of Irkasan. Pillager Emperor Lucas II discussed with Colonels Bfelgehut (say FAIL-geh-hoot) and Ratei on how to sack the city of Irkasan. Bfelgehut suggested launching a blitz attack on the city of Irkasan, while Ratei suggested laying siege. So Bfelgehut and Ratei played rock paper scissors. Bfelgehut won, so the 10th Ravager Regiment (led by Bfelgehut) and 7th Cavalry Regiment (led by Ratei) would launch a blitz attack on the city of Irkasan. They were also enthusiastic because they thought the Villagers wouldn't be ready for the attack. So the attack begun.

PART A: SKIRMISH OF PARIS (13 MARCH 1831)

And the attack begun. At 12:00 AM, a Pillager detachment of 100 Ravagers entered the village of Paris. Because the village only had 70 Villagers guarding it, the Ravager detachment nearly destroyed the Villager army there. But Bfelgehut's plan was a trap! More than 100 Golems sprung towards the village and defeated the Ravagers and the commander of the Villager army there captured Dementa, the commander of the Ravager detachment, and took him to the same POW camp Rataci is in.

Villager casualties: 57,061 ; Pillager + zombie casualties: 671,200

PART B: TRUCE OF 13 MARCH (13 MARCH 1831)

After the skirmish in Paris, Emperor Tokar tried to sign a peace treaty with the Pillagers. Emperor Lucas agreed, but there was only peace for one day. The Villagers and Pillagers across the frontlines lowered their weapons. They exchanged gifts, sang songs, and some even played chess. From that day, 13 March was considered a holiday across the Minecraft continent, known as Continental Peace Day. 

PART C: SKIRMISH OF SERTER AND PARIS (14 MARCH 1831)

After the temporary peace treaty, war continued across the border. Bfelgehut and Ratei agreed that the villages of Serter and Paris should be liberated. So Bfelgehut's army did the Serter offensive while Ratei's army kept watch of the village of Paris. Bfelgehut and his regiment captured Serter really quickly. And then Ratei's regiment and a detachment of 200 Ravagers from Bfelgehut's army attacked the village of Paris. Because the Golems were slow, the Pillager army annihilated the Golems swift and easy. 

Villager casualties: 57,090 ; Pillager + zombie casualties: 671,300

PART D: SECOND BATTLE OF IRKASAN (14-15 MARCH 1831)

After three devastating losses, the Villagers would have to face four losses in a row. This is when Bfelgehut's and Ratei's armies will work together. Bfelgehut decided that the armies should raid the city, while Ratei suggested feeding the Ravagers and letting them poop all over the city and stink the Villager troops. And again, Bfelgehut and Ratei played rock paper scissors. Ratei won this time, so the ravagers will poop across the city. And Operation Pooping began the next day. More than 1,000 Ravagers entered the city and pooped. There were 3,000 Villager troops in the city, but 1,500 of them got killed by the stink and 1,000 of them retreated. Only 500 Villagers survived because they had gas masks. So Ratei changed to Bfelgehut's plan. Because many of the Villagers were disgusted by their teammates dying from the stink, the Ravagers took this as an opportunity to attack. And they won. The city of Irkasan have been under Pillager control for the second time. 

Villager casualties: 60,000 ; Pillager + zombie casualties: 671,500

Invader19832009

Nice.

Except the Ravager's poop. A little weird.

TheChessInfinity

What can you say about the battle?
And why do you say that the Ravagers pooping is weird when this is a strategy?

TheChessInfinity

If this gets no comments I will not do a chapter 6

AG120502
TheChessInfinity wrote:

What can you say about the battle?
And why do you say that the Ravagers pooping is weird when this is a strategy?

It wouldn’t be considered a strategy, more of a tactic. And having you know what annihilate the opponent is going a little overboard. Having you know what spread disease would be believable. Other than that, my opinion about this is neutral.

TheChessInfinity

#5 The ravagers pooping is a tactic, yes. And when you say what spread disease, you exaggerated yourself too much. After the battle the Pillager Special Forces cleaned the Ravagers' poop.

Actually_Forgot_My_Name

You should probably make the text bigger, it's hard to read on lower res monitors (My Chromebook is 768p)

TheChessInfinity

Copy and paste

TheChessInfinity

And after that can you say anything about the war or battle? And do you want chapter 6?

TheChessInfinity

Ok then

Actually_Forgot_My_Name

I'll read it when I get home, I am still at school.

YuriHatesChess

Y'all your id?

TheChessInfinity

What

Invader19832009

what?

Invader19832009

we literally did that at the same time

TheChessInfinity

Bump

Actually_Forgot_My_Name

Pretty good! I'd say that Part D could've been executed a little bit better, but other than that, it was great!

TheChessInfinity

ok furry

Actually_Forgot_My_Name

What?

TheChessInfinity

no offense but i think ur a furry

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