Muffin’s AMA

Yes, I’m so original. Look how much I contribute to this place… woooh…

Anyways, ask away!

Scaphism, or the boats. Here’s a lovely description:

[The king] decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats; which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lie down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, then forcing him to ingest a mixture of milk and honey before pouring all over his face and body. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.

— Plutarch, Life of Artaxerxes

EDIT: graaaah I’m so stupid! Scaphism is an execution method!

My favorite torture method would be water cure (the victim is forced to ingest large amounts of water in a short amount of time).

w.d.y.t.o.m?

(what do you think of me)

Yes, I like chicken.

How are you so creative to come up with such an innovative idea?

Though I don’t know you well, I think you’re chill!

White torture.

You mean the AMA?

…next question.

Corruption, but we don’t talk about that one. Seriously, don’t look at it. It’s literally just Temu Pibby, don’t look at it.

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