Share your Favorite Shower Thoughts

This one may have just blown my mind xD

p.s. The type of thoughts you are describing has a name. It is known by tropes as "Fridge Logic." The basic summary is that it is the type of thing you don't think of in the moment, but then it strikes you later on (like say, searching through your fridge, or showering). https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic 

How about these: Why can we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?

How come an alarm sounds when it goes off, but gets quiet when you turn it off?

Why does a computer freeze when it overheats?

Showers, also known as rain showers, have a shorter duration than rain. They tend to be quick and come in bursts. Showers come from puffy clouds or cumuliform clouds, like cumulus or cumulonimbus. These puffy clouds have more defined stop and start points, so showers (like the clouds they come from) may suddenly stop and start.

Well we know you never . . . take showers. You already told us above.

Another one: When you buy a bigger bed you will have more bed room but less bedroom

when will I have my tea? If am half cat why am I showing? *starts yelling a song in Russian,my sister thinking am stupid* Wait what times it? I like bread. CHICKEN!!!!

Today you are oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you will be.

Why school? I need friends.

Your not the only one

Wow good one

How do you throw away a trash can?

...that compliment that guy gave me was actually a clever insult!

Who what where?

By the way, (if it wasn't clear enough via context clues already) I inherited this forum by being the first to respond to the original poster @JaboTheMighty 

Maybe this was a sort of joke forum they intended, not sure? Of course, I kind of like where I've directed it by making fun of certain phrases

Time is a funny thing isn't it?