The Ultimate Joke Competition

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BlackKaweah

In New Zealand they have discovered two new uses for sheep:

meat and wool.

barbashka

we will judge  soon

you will have the results ASAP

peterbrandt1000
I have some juicy ones
peterbrandt1000
They would never pass the TOS tho
Phylo-Beddo

what a shame

PicklesOfTheJar
Ok, here’s one: what does your life and a group of crows have in common? A MURDER.
AdeptToaster
What do you call a 2 legged cow

YO MAMA
aarav335fire

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

 

 

 

 

6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frost bite!

7. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

8. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

 

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aarav335fire

A lady came to the bank and asked me to check her balance 

 

so, I pushed her over

OjasNarainSharma

biggest chess joke is 1.nf3 e5

aarav335fire

i'd like to be the judge

shivam2627

Teacher- can anyone give me an example of a useless and waste thing in the world 

One student- *raises his hand*

Teacher- yea nice example, anyone else?...