Pitiless_Pawn AMA

#2
If someone said “choose a snack, I’ll give you it for free,”
I would reply without a thought, onion rings for me!
The crunchy breaded outer shell protects the onion ring,
and when I take my first large bite, my tastebuds start to sing.
designed Mr John John Mollard in the year 1802,
These onions hid in crispy crumbs are here for me and you.
When I get hold of one of these, I have the ring of power!
and when I bring it to my mouth, the people round me cower!
I stuff the morsel through my hatch and feel the warm delight,
of the crispy crunchy ringed fried food that gives my life some light.
But, alas words can’t describe they taste and crumbly feel,
so go on gather all your cash and get the stuff for real!
I hope it’s as fun for you to ask questions as it is for me to answer them! 😂