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FM_Checkmate - You know what isn’t against site rules and you should definitely do? TELL US YOUR NAME!!!!
*REAL NAME!!!!
Jul 8, 2018
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#24
Why does everyone care so much? I am surprised she has not left the forums! I would if everyone kept this up with me!
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris conceived himself
Chuck Norris cut has razor while shaving
BTW whatever happened to Nuck Chorris?
Chuck Norris vs. Magnus Carlsen
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At the start, there is Carlsen has no escape from Chuck Norris. Therefore, he is in checkmate.
Move Sequence:
1.Kxa8,b8,c8,d8,e8,f8,g8,h8,a7,b7,c7,d7,e7,f7,g7,h7#
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At the start, there is Carlsen has no escape from Chuck Norris. Therefore, he is in checkmate.
Move Sequence:
1.Kxa8,b8,c8,d8,e8,f8,g8,h8,a7,b7,c7,d7,e7,f7,g7,h7#
Aug 7, 2018
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#32
Chuck Norris solved the Mystery of the Origin of the Universe. Unfortunately, his findings will never be published in a peer-reviewed journal.
Chuck Norris has no peers.
Aug 10, 2018
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#33
Chuck Norris is really not that good a shot. His bullets are just too afraid to miss.
Sep 9, 2018
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#35
Chuck Norriss sleeps with a night-light. Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norriss.
Chuck norris can beat you in chess with only a king
Chuck norris can not be fat
When Borislav Ivanov needs to cheat, he asks Houdini.
When Houdini needs to cheat, it asks Chuck Norris.