What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!!
What's the difference between roast potatoes and peanuts? You can roast potatoes but you can't pee nuts
My sister said I couldn't drive a car made of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
One time I ran over a child. Sports day is brutal. Especially when you have to drive over your kids competition
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!!