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ChampoftheBepoCamp

Ahem I will be attending a brainw er... youth camp but I only believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

How will I cope with with all the unProductiviy and noEntertainment of hour long prayers and people acting up...

I sincerely ask for the prayer of all unbelievers... atheists included and of course pirates of the great monster...

PRAYER PETITION wink.png

  • MAGA Make all Games Available... that electronics will not be taken away
  • That my faith... er trust will grow on the Flying Spaghetti Monster... who has improved my rapid ratings and help me discover free explorer on lichess.com
ChampoftheBepoCamp

Bruh how is that gonna help me on the brain er camp

KyloAPPROVES

We all know its brainwashing stop covering it

ChampoftheBepoCamp

What how did you know that... but the more important question is will you pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster Landlubber...

KyloAPPROVES

Id eat it

ChampoftheBepoCamp

Immoral... and stupid... you can't eat the almighty one and it's mean to eat other beings... you would walk the plank unto the LAKE OF WARM CHEAP BEER as punishment landlubber

And pls pray 4 me... I need to be saved from the Clothe Washing camps thx potential Pirate!

KyloAPPROVES

Its pasta. I eat pasta.

ChampoftheBepoCamp

What's pasta... the Noodly one your talking about... the noodly one is made of pasta and spaghetti but you can't eat it... I already told you its immoral and not probable... too strong for you landlubber

And are you gonnna pray 4 me... I need to be rescued from brai.... zzz camp

KyloAPPROVES

"don't die kid"

ChampoftheBepoCamp

Dammit I need prayers landlubber... 

ChampoftheBepoCamp

Time is nearing PLS I NEED THE POWER OF PRAYERS FOLKS... I will be travelling soon

Glory be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the highest... sniff 😭😭😭

KyloAPPROVES

He's actually second lowest to how deep you sunk with your false beliefs

ChampoftheBepoCamp

Walk the talk landlubber... false beliefs? I have plenty of evidence Here

CastawayWill

I'm reviving this thread because it is thread 666 in the Off Topic forum

QueenRiddle

Oh

ChampoftheBepoCamp
KyloAPPROVES wrote:

He's actually second lowest to how deep you sunk with your false beliefs

Assertions without evidence can be dismissed without evidence... 

Got you landlubber

ChampoftheBepoCamp
CastawayWill wrote:

I'm reviving this thread because it is thread 666 in the Off Topic forum

The one in all.... the equalizer 666 666 outta no where

ChampoftheBepoCamp
QueenRiddle wrote:

Oh

Don't worry madam I survived alive. happy.png