Question

As I sit at my desk at 1 AM, I am curious about many things. Among these things is an important question. Why are holes empty?

Ofc now the absolute chemist noobs want to share their opinion. We all know that mater=energy and energy might be strings if we follow the string theory (duh). Which means room itself is filled with energy or strings that interact. Just go with quatum entanglement: Put those two electrons at opposite sides of what you call a "hole" and change the spin of one of them. You instantly change the spin of the second one and you want to claim there is an area which contains nothing?? This is exactly the kind of ignorance i expect from a chemist in the first place! So as you can see i end your pityful try of creating a hole definition. There are NO holes. Well maybe except for chemist___holes.

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about but hey that's okay. You party in your lab like it is 1880 or has anything changed since then? No. Your entire field is just cooking up bs. You think that is something special? String theory will change this world as we know it but you might be too high to realize that. Maybe you should sometimes switch on the fume hood and not inhale all those gases. You know they make you talk like a junkie mr Heisenberg and not like a scientist.

hole is hole brother is what i always say. 

another good question would be whats the best chess website. there i clearly will have to say lichess. it is very much superior. btw what do you think of flying pigs? i saw them yesterday in the neighbourhood and never knew pigs could fly. 

if a hole is empty, it's your fault! you should try to place a knight there

they're not.  some of them contain hobbits.

Good point!

the hole is also the most important and healthiest part of a polo.