really cringe Christmas chess joke.
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what do you call chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Enough about that. Broken drums are the best presents; You just cant beat it!
A bald man got a comb for Christmas. He said he'd never part with it.
The most popular singer 'round the north pole is Elfis Presley
Scrooge won the football game because the Ghost Of Christmas passed
The Christmas alphabet is only 25 letter because there's Noel
Christmas is just like your job; you do all the work, and a fat guy in a suit gets the all credit
No one is even reading this, are they
Such is the holiday cringe🎄
Dec 20, 2021
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KyloAPPROVES wrote:
No one is even reading this, are they
I am, presently. Cmon laugh, that was like the world's funniest pun.
Here are some really bad cringy ones:
Why is the snowman melting?
Because it’s hot
Why does Santa wear a hat?
Because it’s cold
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Not Santa
Not Santa who?
Not Santa because he’s not real.
Who is the most famous reindeer of all?
None, because Rudolf the red nose reindeer doesn’t exist.
Ask me if I’m Santa Claus
Are you Santa Claus?
No
Why did the boy cry when he got a bicycle and a soccer ball for Christmas.
The boy had no legs
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Hypothermia
Why is the snowman melting?
Because it’s hot
Why does Santa wear a hat?
Because it’s cold
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Not Santa
Not Santa who?
Not Santa because he’s not real.
Who is the most famous reindeer of all?
None, because Rudolf the red nose reindeer doesn’t exist.
Ask me if I’m Santa Claus
Are you Santa Claus?
No
Why did the boy cry when he got a bicycle and a soccer ball for Christmas.
The boy had no legs
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Hypothermia
a kind hearted chess player has never got presents from a santa? why?
because he has captured and sacrificed a lot of bishops
Santa started going down chimneys when he got over his SantaClausetrophobia (FEEL THE CRINGE)
Dec 21, 2021
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KyloAPPROVES wrote:
Santa started going down chimneys when he got over his SantaClausetrophobia (FEEL THE CRINGE)
It's Cringemas over here.
Dec 21, 2021
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Yurinclez2 wrote:
a kind hearted chess player has never got presents from a santa? why?
because he has captured and sacrificed a lot of bishops
Reminds me of the time I sacrificed two knights. I still don't know why they won't let me visit the stables again 
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It’s pronounced Foy-Ayh. If you’re gonna make a pun make it right…
I sacrificed my king for a game once. They never saw my victory coming